Jesse
@jessebuchanan.ca
yhm via ytz, software, pinball, hip hop, lifelong blue jays fan since sept 28
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me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
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January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
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if not for the world's most boring banker anouncing his leadership run on jon fucking stewart we'd have a guy in charge either completely unprepared for this greenland nonsense or donating your kids to help take it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
if not for the world's most boring banker anouncing his leadership run on jon fucking stewart we'd have a guy in charge either completely unprepared for this greenland nonsense or donating your kids to help take it.
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You don’t scare me, you’re not the sound of breaking glass followed by toddler laughter
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You don’t scare me, you’re not the sound of breaking glass followed by toddler laughter
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December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
Hi everybody,
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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
10 years ago today, no context provided
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
10 years ago today, no context provided
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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"I have watched a million games over the years. I’ve never watched one that comes anywhere close to this one.
This wasn’t just a Toronto landmark moment. Given the stakes, it was one of the greatest games of baseball ever played. Maybe the greatest. That probably doesn’t help you much right now." 🎁
This wasn’t just a Toronto landmark moment. Given the stakes, it was one of the greatest games of baseball ever played. Maybe the greatest. That probably doesn’t help you much right now." 🎁
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"I have watched a million games over the years. I’ve never watched one that comes anywhere close to this one.
This wasn’t just a Toronto landmark moment. Given the stakes, it was one of the greatest games of baseball ever played. Maybe the greatest. That probably doesn’t help you much right now." 🎁
This wasn’t just a Toronto landmark moment. Given the stakes, it was one of the greatest games of baseball ever played. Maybe the greatest. That probably doesn’t help you much right now." 🎁
yup, still hurts today...
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
yup, still hurts today...
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This is the most Toronto thing ever
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is the most Toronto thing ever
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not really sure why i do this to myself lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
not really sure why i do this to myself lol
This is the most Toronto thing ever
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is the most Toronto thing ever
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They could have just picked it up. Total horseshit.
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They could have just picked it up. Total horseshit.
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You should have to field that
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You should have to field that
now for the rules lawyers part of the game
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
now for the rules lawyers part of the game
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love me a Kim Campbell fact
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
love me a Kim Campbell fact
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll