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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)
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Software engineer, functional programming enthusiast. Final Fantasy junkie. Forever tired.

#fsharp #ffxiv #ffxvi
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Derry Girls is easily in my top 5 comfort shows.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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moryan.bsky.social
This. All of this. It’s not just the individual incidents. It’s the weight of all of it. Chicago is being intentionally traumatized. Repeatedly. It’s hard to describe. Kyle did it.

In last 2 months, trying to count how many days I *didn’t* hear helicopters overhead & I’m coming up w single digits.
Understand what it is to be Chicago. To carry a whistle and have the ICIRR hotline in your phone. To wake up from nightmares of shouting militiamen and guns in your face. To rehearse every day how to calmly refuse entry, how to identify a judicial warrant, how to film and narrate an assault. To wake to helicopters buzzing your home, to feel your heart rate spike at the car horns your neighbors use to alert each other to ICE and CBP enforcement.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡
jules.su Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 2d
this is literally never not accurate
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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forbes.com
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
Trump Posts Claim About Obamacare ‘Royalties’ That Originated On Satirical News Site
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
www.forbes.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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marikafoxtail.etheirys.social
Perhaps today was the day you were missing only the company of two moogles.

#FFXIV | #FF14 | #FFXIVART
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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en.finalfantasyxiv.com FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 16d
The FFXIV Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim website is now live with ticket details! 📣 sqex.to/taBFf

Also, FFXIV players with an active subscription who possess a North American Square Enix account may now register for a chance to buy tickets ahead of general sales through Sunday, November 2, 2025. 🎟️
A banner featuring the Final Fantasy 14 Online Fan Festival Anaheim 2026 logo. Text in the middle reads register for the player-exclusive ticket sales. At the bottom, three screenshots depict from left to right depicting player characters waving colorful glowsticks, player characters on a beach jumping and cheering, the Wandering Minstrel gazing towards a cyan meteor shaped firework.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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theonion.com
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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carmenfflv.bsky.social
A quick Lulu✨ #ffx
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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juliedicaro.bsky.social
BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.

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CONCLUSION For the above reasons, this Court concludes that Plaintiffs have demonstrated that Defendants violated 10 U.S.C. § 12406 and the Tenth Amendment and satisfy the requirements for a permanent injunction. Therefore, this Court PERMANENTLY ENJOINS Defendants24 Pete Hegseth, the U.S. Department of Defense, Kristi Noem, and the U.S. Department of 24 As this Court may lack jurisdiction to enjoin President Trump in the performance of his official duties, see Franklin v. Massachusetts, 505 U.S. 788, 802–03 (1992) (plurality opinion); Mississippi v. Johnson, 71 U.S. (4 Wall.) 475, 501 (1866), this injunction applies only against the other Defendants. PAGE 105 – FINDINGS OF FACT & CONCLUSIONS OF LAW Homeland Security from implementing the following memoranda federalizing and deploying members of the National Guard in Oregon: 1. Defendant Secretary Hegseth’s September 28, 2025 Memorandum federalizing and deploying the Oregon National Guard, Ex. 1051; Homeland Security from implementing the following memoranda federalizing and deploying members of the National Guard in Oregon: 1. Defendant Secretary Hegseth’s September 28, 2025 Memorandum federalizing and deploying the Oregon National Guard, Ex. 1051; 2. Defendant Secretary Hegseth’s October 5, 2025 Memorandum federalizing and deploying the Texas National Guard, to the extent that it deploys members of the Texas National Guard in Oregon, Ex. 6; 3. Defendant Secretary Hegseth’s October 16, 2025 Memorandum to the extent that it authorizes the deployment of federalized members of the California and Texas National Guards to Oregon, Ex. 2; and 4. any memoranda deploying members of any other State’s National Guard to Oregon based on the same predicate conditions that were relied upon to authorize the above orders. This Court retains jurisdiction pursuant to the All Writs Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1651, to enforce the terms of this permanent injunction against any party.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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vscode.dev
Postgres + VS Code fans - this podcast episode is for you!

Learn all about building a dev experience for Postgres in VS Code
🔗 talkingpostgres.com/episodes/bui...
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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shihoran.bsky.social
master matoya and me #ffxiv
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
jeremyabbott.bsky.social
If I run `dotnet tool install -g Aspire.Cli --prerelease` with .NET 10 installed I would expect to v13.0.0 of the Aspire CLI, but I get 9.5.2 instead. 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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sillysiren.bsky.social
Red Mage #FFXIV
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
jeremyabbott.bsky.social
Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party is such a good album, and Glum is one of my favorite songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=_NXL...
Hayley Williams - Glum (In The Park)
YouTube video by Hayley Williams
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
jeremyabbott.bsky.social
I keep saying I want to learn guitar, but first I need to buy one.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
jeremyabbott.bsky.social
I don’t think I’ve ever left the pet store with only the thing I went in for.
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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fenrishion.bsky.social
daylight savings

#ffxiv #ff14 #fenart
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
(Forbes) - The Trump Organization’s second-term push to monetize Donald Trump’s presidency has reached the aisles of military exchanges, as Coast Guard-run stores .. have stocked Trump-branded wine and cider. 🤡

@zacheverson.com
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November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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captainsafia.com
I've been doing some hacking on a prototype that requires testing the bebavior of a REST API framework.

It's so nice to use Hurl to write integration tests against a sample app that runs in my CI/CD pipeline. Nicer than unit tests in code even 🫣

hurl.dev
Hurl - Run and Test HTTP Requests
Hurl, run and test HTTP requests with plain text and curl. Hurl can run fast automated integration tests.
hurl.dev
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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xkcd.com
Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/
Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM