Chris
@jenksc.bsky.social
Supporter of Tottenham Hotspur, reader of sci-fi and fantasy books.
“Merry SkySportsMass” makes me want to throw my TV out the window
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“Merry SkySportsMass” makes me want to throw my TV out the window
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accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
First I hadn’t even realised there was a Spurs match this evening (blissful ignorance), then I was sure it was at 20:00 (it’s 20:15?!). I think I might have checked out a bit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
First I hadn’t even realised there was a Spurs match this evening (blissful ignorance), then I was sure it was at 20:00 (it’s 20:15?!). I think I might have checked out a bit.
I find it funny that when I open my PhD thesis in Adobe the AI assistant asks if I want it to simplify it for me. No thanks… and didn’t I disable the bloody thing last time?
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I find it funny that when I open my PhD thesis in Adobe the AI assistant asks if I want it to simplify it for me. No thanks… and didn’t I disable the bloody thing last time?
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I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
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This is a bit of a plaintive, feeble plea BUT: since we started selling our stupid mugs six years ago, we haven’t put our prices up once. And obviously all our materials and stuff have gone up and up and up. So, er, if you fancy buying some nonsense from us this Xmas, you’d be big bloody heroes x
PINNED POST (pls share to spread our pain)
✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is a bit of a plaintive, feeble plea BUT: since we started selling our stupid mugs six years ago, we haven’t put our prices up once. And obviously all our materials and stuff have gone up and up and up. So, er, if you fancy buying some nonsense from us this Xmas, you’d be big bloody heroes x
I have lost track of how many times I have rewatched this so far today
Tottenham Hotspur [3] - 0 FC København - M. van de Ven 64'
I can't stop moaning watching this goal
I can't stop moaning watching this goal
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have lost track of how many times I have rewatched this so far today
So. Many. Christmas. Adverts.
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So. Many. Christmas. Adverts.
Spurs vs Chelsea the day after Halloween
a haunted house with a clock tower and smoke coming out of it .
Alt: a haunted house with a clock tower
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spurs vs Chelsea the day after Halloween
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Fellow Tottenham Hotspur fans, forgive us but we’ve made these 💙
It seemed a good idea at the time. Apologies to all concerned. Oh and you can buy them below if you’d like to make a poor life choice x
Shared appreciated! #COYS
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
It seemed a good idea at the time. Apologies to all concerned. Oh and you can buy them below if you’d like to make a poor life choice x
Shared appreciated! #COYS
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fellow Tottenham Hotspur fans, forgive us but we’ve made these 💙
It seemed a good idea at the time. Apologies to all concerned. Oh and you can buy them below if you’d like to make a poor life choice x
Shared appreciated! #COYS
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
It seemed a good idea at the time. Apologies to all concerned. Oh and you can buy them below if you’d like to make a poor life choice x
Shared appreciated! #COYS
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
I love a paperback that’s been read so many times it’s starting to fall apart
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love a paperback that’s been read so many times it’s starting to fall apart
I can see the use! I guess I just don’t like change! I was fond of how minimalist the old version was. I’m not sure about the way that it keeps tabs saved for next time I open it. Might be glad next time I accidentally close a file without saving though.
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can see the use! I guess I just don’t like change! I was fond of how minimalist the old version was. I’m not sure about the way that it keeps tabs saved for next time I open it. Might be glad next time I accidentally close a file without saving though.
I’ve only recently started using a new laptop and… what have they done to Notepad?! AI? Tabs?!
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
Alt: The Godfather "look how they massacred my boy"
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’ve only recently started using a new laptop and… what have they done to Notepad?! AI? Tabs?!
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No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Fabio's a great director. I do have 3 questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 “Johan Lange, Sporting Director" business cards?!
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Fabio's a great director. I do have 3 questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 “Johan Lange, Sporting Director" business cards?!
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To help cure the no-Spurs blues over the break, I spoke to @robtdaly.bsky.social & @benhainess.bsky.social about that night in Bilbao.
Listen here: pod.fo/e/33c9a9
Listen here: pod.fo/e/33c9a9
Rule The Roost - A Tottenham Hotspur Podcast: Inside Spurs’ Greatest Night | Rob Daly & Ben Haines on Bilbao, The Parade & The Feels
Continuing the international break theme and easing that listless, no-Spurs feeling, Jack’s joined by Tottenham’s very own comms duo, Rob Daly and Ben Haines, to relive the unforgettable Europa...
pod.fo
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
To help cure the no-Spurs blues over the break, I spoke to @robtdaly.bsky.social & @benhainess.bsky.social about that night in Bilbao.
Listen here: pod.fo/e/33c9a9
Listen here: pod.fo/e/33c9a9
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It's that time of year: pumpkin spice Stata
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It's that time of year: pumpkin spice Stata
The wind is making the corner flags almost horizontal
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The wind is making the corner flags almost horizontal
COYS
a close up of a rooster with a red crest
Alt: a close up of a rooster with a red crest
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
COYS
This is probably the quote that I think about the most and keep going back to. The man understood people.
September 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is probably the quote that I think about the most and keep going back to. The man understood people.
How do you answer your phone?
September 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How do you answer your phone?
This was fun. Once again I was let down by my dyslexia, Mourinho, and Andre Villas-Boas
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This was fun. Once again I was let down by my dyslexia, Mourinho, and Andre Villas-Boas
Further proof, if it was needed, that some border collies will do anything to play fetch
This woman will be protected by generations of crows
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Further proof, if it was needed, that some border collies will do anything to play fetch