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Jello the Bird
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Jello is just this guy, you know?

My pronouns are: lorem/ipsum/dolor
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How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The Paradox of Global Warming and Colder Winters - WhoWhatWhy
If the cold weather makes it harder for you to argue with climate change deniers about the existence of global warming, this story is for you.
whowhatwhy.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The hoods are being ripped off in gleeful aplomb at this point…

It reveals that these people have never spent any time in Europe.
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:

“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I would love some political revenge at this point.

I’ll settle for actual justice.

Because that should be the goddamn baseline anyways.
Don’t normally approve of revenge but the next Democratic Party administration just cannot come soon enough.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
More like regression, God.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Here’s a great idea, do it now before anyone is put in harms way. Before he gets to say well I have 30 days to kill as many brown people as I can.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.

And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Watching Trump place, ON HIMSELF, a made up “peace prize” that FIFA is clearly using to bribe the him with, because that fuckin child didn’t get the Nobel peace prize, was one of the most pathetic presentations of a participation trophy I have ever witnessed.

The man is pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Chaos Is Coming
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
If we can't get this destructive, asinine regime out of power soon they will permanently damage our relationships around the world. This damage will not only hurt us strategically, but financially as well.
#MAGATraitors #CongressionalCowards
Chaos Is Coming
America helped keep the (relative) peace for 80 years. Not anymore.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I always shake my head at poor people who self identify as capitalists, like, buddy…you’re not a capitalist. You are capital.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Let’s be super fucking clear here, so Tom can get the cotton out of his ears to hear it…the president absolutely DOES NOT have “inherent authority” to use the American military AT ALL.

That is a war power and can only be granted by Congress and no such authority has been granted.
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded

BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The Golden Age.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ah yes, the leftist “working class nonsense” that just go Mamdani into office with overwhelming support AND which closed a 20 point voting gap in goddamn Tennessee district 07…

Such nonsense 🙄
Progressives will say that's not good enough and tell Dems to run on some working-class nonsense.

Everybody making their list of demands for 2028 candidates seem to forget that we have a left flank designed solely to sabotage.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The whole field of Democratic Presidential candidates need to be vengeful. This needs to be the most aggressive field of Democratic candidates ever. Everyone should be about Reform and Justice. That’s all the debates should be about.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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#Trump pardoned Tim Leiweke — who his own DOJ indicted in July for rigging a public university’s arena bid—

It’s all a grift — Saudis to crypto to pardon seekers — everything gets turned into a revenue stream. With 1,500+ pardons already, clemency is a monetized market
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The GOP should forever be an example of why you don’t give power to incompetent people.

They might be inept at the job but they can still cause harm. And often they often only see the levers of power expressly as ways to cause harm.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That’s a drug addict.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.”

- US Supreme Court
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Please understand that THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING IF WE DON’T FIGHT NOW.
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM