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Maybe Jeff Callsem
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GLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIANA

FRANGIPANAAAAAAAAAAA
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.

There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
oh wow yet another Indianapolis Colts statistic that makes me want to eat a pile of glass

#GoColts

#BewareDaHorsies
Trent Richardson was the Colts' leading rusher the last time they won in Jacksonville
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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drowning people tend to not want to drown
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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the number of MLB players and prospects currently in major cities of Venezuela is... large https://worldbaseball.com/lvbp-roundup-magallanes-catches-fire-ronald-acuna-jr-homers-in-second-game/
Heads up: Trump says the admin is going to start doing land strikes soon.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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“Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case," Jeffries said at a press conference Monday.

Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I named my fists Rozencrantz and Guildenstern because I slept on my hands funny and now they’re dead.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*extremely slow/minor key horror movie trailer voice*

people say there’s no such thing as santa…

…but as for me and grandpa…

…we believe
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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RIP TOM STOPPARD. If I had a podcast there'd be an emergency podcast forthcoming.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The Doctor is right and correct
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The best to ever do it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Introduced our kids to the Adam Sandler “Thanksgiving” song and my 8yo hasn’t stopped singing “Sammy Davis Junior only had ONE EYE!” all morning and I screamlaugh every time
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Is it cheating if I go TV and ask for a second season of Green Lantern: The Animated Series?

@giancarlovolpe.bsky.social , you in*?

*offer contingent upon probable despotic presidency
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Getting vaccinated is the real punk rock.

Getting vaccinated is the real counter cultural move.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
so grateful to see the voluntary contributions of my already diminished personal income funneled towards this seemingly constant superficial water-carrying
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Guys let’s all hold hands and simply decide not to listen to James Carville
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM