Jay Lagorio 🅅
@jay.lagor.io
Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon.bsky.social
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Goddamn so much of the system relied on high integrity and professional shame and once that was stripped away by lack of consequence it was just a ticking bomb right.
We thought the system was protecting us and we could fuck around electing anyone.
But we were supposed to be the system.
We thought the system was protecting us and we could fuck around electing anyone.
But we were supposed to be the system.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Goddamn so much of the system relied on high integrity and professional shame and once that was stripped away by lack of consequence it was just a ticking bomb right.
We thought the system was protecting us and we could fuck around electing anyone.
But we were supposed to be the system.
We thought the system was protecting us and we could fuck around electing anyone.
But we were supposed to be the system.
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That the torture memo author and the administration that operated under its auspices never saw punishment was basically a warrant to do anything forever as long as you Find A Guy, wasn't it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That the torture memo author and the administration that operated under its auspices never saw punishment was basically a warrant to do anything forever as long as you Find A Guy, wasn't it.
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Only 2 days left until #BSidesPyongyang! Get ready for a day of engaging talks, interactive panels, and valuable networking opportunities. Don't miss out on the excitement – mark your calendars for Nov 18th! #BSPY25
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Only 2 days left until #BSidesPyongyang! Get ready for a day of engaging talks, interactive panels, and valuable networking opportunities. Don't miss out on the excitement – mark your calendars for Nov 18th! #BSPY25
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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I liked when people liked me that was fun for a while
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I liked when people liked me that was fun for a while
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
And then I became a person
Which is always a really bad move
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This may be a controversial option, but I will happy to never see a Funko Pop figurine ever again. They are ugly, pointless little plastic things that only fill store shelves like a brain tumour filling a cranium.
Funko is $250 million in debt.
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This may be a controversial option, but I will happy to never see a Funko Pop figurine ever again. They are ugly, pointless little plastic things that only fill store shelves like a brain tumour filling a cranium.
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ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
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We're also excited to share our Policy roundtable Moderators are now live! www.districtcon.org/speakers
As part of our commitment to do cool sh*t, we accept a handful of compelling ideas for lively roundtable discussions on topics at the intersection of cybersecurity & policy.
As part of our commitment to do cool sh*t, we accept a handful of compelling ideas for lively roundtable discussions on topics at the intersection of cybersecurity & policy.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We're also excited to share our Policy roundtable Moderators are now live! www.districtcon.org/speakers
As part of our commitment to do cool sh*t, we accept a handful of compelling ideas for lively roundtable discussions on topics at the intersection of cybersecurity & policy.
As part of our commitment to do cool sh*t, we accept a handful of compelling ideas for lively roundtable discussions on topics at the intersection of cybersecurity & policy.
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An AI-driven mobile app which overrides hard documentary evidence to reach its own "definitive" conclusions of someone's citizenship sounds like an idea that didn't make it out of the Black Mirror writers room
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
An AI-driven mobile app which overrides hard documentary evidence to reach its own "definitive" conclusions of someone's citizenship sounds like an idea that didn't make it out of the Black Mirror writers room
This is going to be SO good!
We're officially announcing our speakers DistrictCon Year 1! Check out our incredible lineup: www.districtcon.org/speakers
This also includes our Day 1 & Day 2 Keynotes from Ian Levy and Dan Ridge.
And don't forget, GA tickets go on sale November 16! See you in January! 🪩
This also includes our Day 1 & Day 2 Keynotes from Ian Levy and Dan Ridge.
And don't forget, GA tickets go on sale November 16! See you in January! 🪩
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is going to be SO good!
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owning the libs by showing up to counterprotest in my clown car
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
owning the libs by showing up to counterprotest in my clown car
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Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat
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You've got less than 12 hrs to submit to our CFP, which closes at midnight TODAY ⏰
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DistrictCon Year 1: Call for Sessions
Empowering Hackers Across Industries to do Cool Shit. DistrictCon is a DC hacker con, focusing on hacking together and exchanging ideas over typical t...
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September 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You've got less than 12 hrs to submit to our CFP, which closes at midnight TODAY ⏰
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LAST DAY
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September 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Three days left for @districtcon.bsky.social CFP! Submit submit submit!
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
www.wired.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
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hear ye hear ye
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September 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hear ye hear ye
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✨Tomorrowwwww!✨
🚨T I C K E T D R O P D A T E S 🚨
you asked, we're answering 😉
Early Bird: Sep 15 (Mon), noon EST
GA: Nov 16, 2025 (Sat), noon EST
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you asked, we're answering 😉
Early Bird: Sep 15 (Mon), noon EST
GA: Nov 16, 2025 (Sat), noon EST
www.eventbrite.com/e/districtco...
DistrictCon Year 1
DistrictCon is a DC hacker con, focusing on hacking together and exchanging ideas over typical talk tracks.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
✨Tomorrowwwww!✨
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
September 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
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New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
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Hacker builds a pocket-sized Flock Safety camera detector based on the Bluetooth method I describe in my blog posts.
www.hackster.io/news/colonel...
www.hackster.io/news/colonel...
Colonel Panic Repurposes the OUI-SPY to Watch the Watchers, Track Flock and Similar Surveillance
Following the use of Flock Safety surveillance data in immigration raids, the OUI-SPY has a new firmware.
www.hackster.io
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hacker builds a pocket-sized Flock Safety camera detector based on the Bluetooth method I describe in my blog posts.
www.hackster.io/news/colonel...
www.hackster.io/news/colonel...