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Javier Garcia

@javiergarcia.bsky.social

800 followers 1.2K following 2.3K posts

I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter. That is my solemn vow.

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 5h

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Good to see a calm, rational, non-hysterical Chris Philp on my wireless this morning suggesting crime hotspots such as, er, Huntingdon, carpet bombing stop-and-search for blacks and blaming Sadiq Khan

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 2d

FFS Daily Mail

No - the school classrooms were NOT used to teach “adult migrants”

Your own article explains this TWICE - and yet your headline…?🙄

I covered this yesterday in a thread when it was just RW accounts lying on Twitter

Now the DM are on it, let’s go again!

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

What's the collective noun for Royal Biographers In a Flap?

I'm going for a "doff"

Nice jumper btw

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

As a 3 year old?

Marvellous

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sianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 3d

Believe women before they die

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t they fuck him off to western Jamaica?

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Just the start hopefully

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

I used to twist my Action Man's head the wrong way round for the lols too

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Excited for this morning's show @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Assuming we're talking:

10-11 paracetamol or ibrupofen for most effective pain relief
11-12 autumn leaves not being cleared and getting parking tickets on double yellow lines
12-1 christmas adverts

Buzzing

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 3d

He'll be pining for Vesta savoury rice and Shippam's Fish Paste

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 3d

Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years

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Sir Jack Caramac @jackcaramac.bsky.social · 3d

Farage thought (on Monday, anyway), that Andrew had been 'attacked enough' and should have 'a break' from the drama. Three days is a long time for Nigel Farage, of course...

www.politico.eu/article/nige...

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