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Jam Pants 🏺

@jampants.net

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I live in my mind fortress thinking about stuff. Male. PFP: Jerry Gonzalez

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 2m

Did you rotate the toast oomf

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 3m

That's crazy

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 3m

Just unlocked my doormat vertigo ama

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 4m

Let me help you molt oomf.

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 4m

I'm glad they made reddit an AI breeding ground. Now I can use it instead of reddit so I can get answers.

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 5m

NGL I may be mixing fact and fiction but I swear there was either an experiment or cult where they kept helping a lobster molt to see if it could really live forever.

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 7m

Only reddit would hate boobs this much 🫂

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 8m

Oomf id make a cult for you if that were the case.

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 14m

Since you insist... I'm gonna need a paint match to this chip and it better be the same color in the can as the wall.

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 19m

You cant compete with my aunt better sit down before you hurt yourself

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 20m

Oh I'm fine with that

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 21m

Im good home slice

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 22m

Its crazy seeing the guy who gained the pregnancy weight lose it.

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 22m

My uncle went dilfmode

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 23m

Bad af

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 24m

You're my mom?!?!

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 28m

🙏🙏🙏👊👊✊✊👍👍

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 29m

A shared struggle is no competition

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 29m

You good

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 31m

Counting μL I see

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 34m

Negligible nut November

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 35m

You're much smarter than me then

Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 36m

Its category theory not set

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Jam Pants 🏺 @jampants.net · 37m

Did you learn to not eat something that doesn't taste right