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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck em
All

Etcetera x

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 1h

Always take the high ground

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 1h

A good lesson for all.

🐻

Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 17h

Note to self: Don't climb a tree when running from a bear.😎

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Vodka tonic
Aka
VAT or
Vodkatini

a man in a red shirt is holding a glass with the word prost written on it

ALT: a man in a red shirt is holding a glass with the word prost written on it

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Excellent advice Newton
Apart from the gin which is devil's wee wee

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aidThompsin @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 6h

pop quiz... u finish work early, u walk in a pub, ready for beer

As soon as u enter, u see only beers they've got are SHIT 90s lagers (Fosters, Carling)
u look to your right there's an old boy babbling about "illegals!"
To the right is a jukebox & next 5 tracks are all Roger Daltry.

Do you stay?

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Sane?
If possible

Ask for a bottle of beer and wink at the old racists

Do you have an emergency
#farrageriots
#footyshirt for fat fascists
In emergency situations
.always

ALWAYS fart loudly and shout

"Touching cloth"

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Careless
Very Careless

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Andrew Gwynne MP @gwynnemp.bsky.social · 6h

💷 £𝟏𝟕𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞 - 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐬𝐚𝐲.

Last year I secured £17m of Levelling-Up Funds for Denton.

You’ve got until 19th October to let Tameside Council have your views on their Denton town centre regeneration plans.

💻 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘: placed.mysocialpinpoint.com/dentontownce...

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The Lancashire Hotpots @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social · 13h

DOGtor Who?

a brown dog is laying on a wooden deck next to a napoleon grill

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

I concur
And miss k9

Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 13h

The next Doctor should be a dog.

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Yup
If I see em at the BFI

I'm splattering em with popcorn 🍿

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

I stopped watching after david Tennant but a lot of people enjoy it

Mostly shot in Cardiff now I think?

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Geek Chocolate @geekchocolate.bsky.social · 13h

Love it!

Go on, squeeze Colonel Breen from Quatermass and the Pit in there too!

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Be the man

Own it

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Adamkmd @adamkmd.bsky.social · 10h

Hate to be that guy but The Sea Devils’ music was actually by Malcolm Clarke.

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Min3rvas0wl @min3rvas0wl.bsky.social · 11h

Love that era of music. Dudley Simpson's Sea Devils soundtrack in particular. 🤓

youtu.be/Wx9yAnXdVos?...

Doctor Who: The Sea Devils (Full Soundtrack)

YouTube video by DanTheMan 2150AD

youtu.be

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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d

That sonic screwdriver was picked up in a Soho sex shop in the 1960s.

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James FBSI 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 (Extremist) @toplandscaper.bsky.social · 6h

They thought 1984 and Fahrenheit 451 were instruction manuals. Their plans aren't working out as intended bc judges aren't rubber stamping their authoritarian requests, and the public have the good sense to keep cool even when provoked. As soon as the first 'riot' happens, that'll provide the excuse

Susan W @myfiona.bsky.social · 1d

It’s amazing how much the book 1984 is still so true today. We are also well into Fahrenheit 451. Banning books, deleting history. I hope book burning isn’t next!!

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

The south coast below the A27 is a friggin car park most days

Winter too!

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SiDeeply,the fallout is coming. @sideeply.bsky.social · 1d

Sweet & Sour Heron.

1 heron,cored & chopped.

I jar sweet & sour sauce.

Fry heron until lightly browned & add jar & ½ tonne of beansprouts.

180° for half an hour.

That'll teach the blighter.

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 6h

😆 mind reading ken

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 6h

Throw it at the little sod

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 6h

I used to put wires around edges about 18" up

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 6h

Aaaaaaaaw
They are buggers

Rip 🙏 little koy

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