Dexter Crisp
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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
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"The headmistress then saw that I posted about problems we have in the country (on social media) such as young girls getting raped. The post was all about children - as that is who I am trying to protect."

I'm sure he posted about all such incidents, and not just the ones involving non whites. 🤔
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He probably just saw all the shagging in the TV adaptation.
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I'm happy to be deported.
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Presumably your friend is white?
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BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly answer all six riddles from an episode of 3-2-1 without picking Dusty Bin
a man in a striped suit is making a funny face and holding a piece of paper .
Alt: The host of 3-2-1, slick fingered Ted Rogers
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Didn't stop David Niven.
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She's only allowed to if she can prove she has an A Level in English
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They could always let an angry bull in the room
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I'm sure the UK Government will soon introduce thresholds for being anally retentive, which would-be immigrants would have to prove they can meet in order to "fit in".
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That's me fucked as well
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dextercrisp.bsky.social
Has she spoken to the Home Secretary recently?
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Plus, the B-17 was crap.

I think there's a video about that somewhere.
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Can't have been that good, if Sylvia jibbed him.
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(Actually, I know it wasn't... It was bought from Century 21, a Gerry Anderson castoff)
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I think 6 would drop names like confetti.
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When will the stupid bastards ever learn...

You.
Cannot.
Placate.
The.
Far.
Right.

Ever.
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Doesn't it boil your piss, though, that they are only acknowledging the impact of Brexit on the economy because they have to put up taxes?
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Because the destruction, and the cruelty, is what they enjoy.
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Stretch it to Jamaica, and you can include Ian Goodison.

Do I win £5?
dextercrisp.bsky.social
I think Danny Boy is trying to deflect here.

This is him implying that "they're all at it", not just his mates.