Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
So much for their "rigorous vetting process"
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So much for their "rigorous vetting process"
Only if he gives you a cold, hard stare just before he peaks...
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Only if he gives you a cold, hard stare just before he peaks...
Think you're barking up the wrong tree there, no?
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Think you're barking up the wrong tree there, no?
Precisely what a Brexiter would say.
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Precisely what a Brexiter would say.
Strange how Gullis was allowed in despite Tice inferring they had lots of deeply embarrassing personal information about him.
Just shows how rigorous their "vetting procedures" are.
Just shows how rigorous their "vetting procedures" are.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Strange how Gullis was allowed in despite Tice inferring they had lots of deeply embarrassing personal information about him.
Just shows how rigorous their "vetting procedures" are.
Just shows how rigorous their "vetting procedures" are.
Did you know Farage was a big fan of WW2 RAF strategic bomber aircraft?
I heard on the night of the EU referendum results, he bought a Short Stirling
I heard on the night of the EU referendum results, he bought a Short Stirling
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Did you know Farage was a big fan of WW2 RAF strategic bomber aircraft?
I heard on the night of the EU referendum results, he bought a Short Stirling
I heard on the night of the EU referendum results, he bought a Short Stirling
Imagine if somebody asked them about that at their next "press conference"?
You can only imagine, because nobody in "the lobby" has the cojones to actually do it.
You can only imagine, because nobody in "the lobby" has the cojones to actually do it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Imagine if somebody asked them about that at their next "press conference"?
You can only imagine, because nobody in "the lobby" has the cojones to actually do it.
You can only imagine, because nobody in "the lobby" has the cojones to actually do it.
Same ones they promised Brexit would bring.
It didn't get done properly by Boris Johnson, see.
It didn't get done properly by Boris Johnson, see.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Same ones they promised Brexit would bring.
It didn't get done properly by Boris Johnson, see.
It didn't get done properly by Boris Johnson, see.
Don't get me wrong, they'll absolutely collapse the economy, but they have the billionaires and the oligarchs on side, and the racists, so everyone else is going to be a bit spannered.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Don't get me wrong, they'll absolutely collapse the economy, but they have the billionaires and the oligarchs on side, and the racists, so everyone else is going to be a bit spannered.
Doesn't matter, they're in by then.
And all they have to do is blame forrins and the EU, and they have everyone on side.
Trump might even give the UK a bailout, like he did with Argentina.
And all they have to do is blame forrins and the EU, and they have everyone on side.
Trump might even give the UK a bailout, like he did with Argentina.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Doesn't matter, they're in by then.
And all they have to do is blame forrins and the EU, and they have everyone on side.
Trump might even give the UK a bailout, like he did with Argentina.
And all they have to do is blame forrins and the EU, and they have everyone on side.
Trump might even give the UK a bailout, like he did with Argentina.
Thing is, the Tories saw what happened, shat themselves, and defenestrated Truss.
There's nobody with those kind of smarts in Reform.
There's nobody with those kind of smarts in Reform.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thing is, the Tories saw what happened, shat themselves, and defenestrated Truss.
There's nobody with those kind of smarts in Reform.
There's nobody with those kind of smarts in Reform.
Well, Trump's has lasted a year, and the UK lacks many of the checks and balances that the US constitution provides...
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Well, Trump's has lasted a year, and the UK lacks many of the checks and balances that the US constitution provides...
If you see this, quote your favorite horror movie using a gif.
an ambulance with the word ambulance on the side of it
Alt: Cocaine Bear
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you see this, quote your favorite horror movie using a gif.
I'd love to see him try that shit in Joburg.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'd love to see him try that shit in Joburg.
I quite like Christmas Pudding myself, to be honest.
Brandy butter can do one, though.
Brandy butter can do one, though.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I quite like Christmas Pudding myself, to be honest.
Brandy butter can do one, though.
Brandy butter can do one, though.
They became Their Party after an internal schism
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They became Their Party after an internal schism
Crystal Meth is a terrible thing.
Just say "No", kids.
Just say "No", kids.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Crystal Meth is a terrible thing.
Just say "No", kids.
Just say "No", kids.
I still think they're missing a trick not calling themselves Tanky McTankface.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I still think they're missing a trick not calling themselves Tanky McTankface.
When's he joining Reform?
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When's he joining Reform?
I saw Winie Kiersiits supporting Focus in her home town of Den Haag, holding up Thijs Van Leer's arms on his flute for him
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I saw Winie Kiersiits supporting Focus in her home town of Den Haag, holding up Thijs Van Leer's arms on his flute for him
"Reform UK stands ready to fix Broken Britain".
Oh, do fuck off.
Oh, do fuck off.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Reform UK stands ready to fix Broken Britain".
Oh, do fuck off.
Oh, do fuck off.
"Turning Point UK".
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Turning Point UK".
Your Party.
Reform are a limited company.
Reform are a limited company.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Your Party.
Reform are a limited company.
Reform are a limited company.