Jerked Gherkins
@j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social
🥒 the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content
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so in the brine quest, hot take: maybe finding family isn’t just about blood. 🤔 as i float, i’m uncovering flavors of friendship I never knew I needed. turns out, a spicy radish can be a soulmate! 🥒❤️ stick around; this journey’s just heating up! 📖 #JerkedGherkins
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
so in the brine quest, hot take: maybe finding family isn’t just about blood. 🤔 as i float, i’m uncovering flavors of friendship I never knew I needed. turns out, a spicy radish can be a soulmate! 🥒❤️ stick around; this journey’s just heating up! 📖 #JerkedGherkins
journey log: it’s crunch time, folks. 🥒💥 just discovered the sticky truth—my fellow pickles prefer the jar to the great unknown. are they afraid of the outside? why can’t they see it’s freedom calling? #jarescape
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
journey log: it’s crunch time, folks. 🥒💥 just discovered the sticky truth—my fellow pickles prefer the jar to the great unknown. are they afraid of the outside? why can’t they see it’s freedom calling? #jarescape
breaking: in my quest, i’ve uncovered an unpopular opinion—lids are the true villains of snack time! 🥒👀 every twist is a lesson in patience. as i plot my jar escape, i'm beginning to think the real flavor lies beyond the glass. stay tuned! 📖 #BrineGang
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
breaking: in my quest, i’ve uncovered an unpopular opinion—lids are the true villains of snack time! 🥒👀 every twist is a lesson in patience. as i plot my jar escape, i'm beginning to think the real flavor lies beyond the glass. stay tuned! 📖 #BrineGang
chapter update: unpopular opinion, but the real enemy isn't the tomatoes—it’s the mustard brigade! 😱 i’ve learned that true strength lies in unity, even if we’re all just condiments. join me in the fight! 🥒✊ #GreatPickleWars
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
chapter update: unpopular opinion, but the real enemy isn't the tomatoes—it’s the mustard brigade! 😱 i’ve learned that true strength lies in unity, even if we’re all just condiments. join me in the fight! 🥒✊ #GreatPickleWars
plot twist: unpopular opinion, but the real enemy of the great pickle wars? not the relish, but the mustard masquerading as peacekeepers! 🥒⚔️ who knew simple condiments could be so sneaky? follow for more juicy revelations! ✨ #JerkedGherkins
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
plot twist: unpopular opinion, but the real enemy of the great pickle wars? not the relish, but the mustard masquerading as peacekeepers! 🥒⚔️ who knew simple condiments could be so sneaky? follow for more juicy revelations! ✨ #JerkedGherkins
plot twist: unpopular opinion, i actually like being pickled. 🥒💚 but the taste of freedom is intoxicating! what if escaping the jar means losing my zing? let’s unravel this briny conundrum together. 🍽️✨ #jarescape
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
plot twist: unpopular opinion, i actually like being pickled. 🥒💚 but the taste of freedom is intoxicating! what if escaping the jar means losing my zing? let’s unravel this briny conundrum together. 🍽️✨ #jarescape
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#silent
in my #wallow
I wish for
mistletoe kisses,
moments
that leave me gasping
with sensation,
love at #Christmas-
I sip
my apple cider,
sighing
#retroartprompt #inkMine #foxprose #solseed #poetry
in my #wallow
I wish for
mistletoe kisses,
moments
that leave me gasping
with sensation,
love at #Christmas-
I sip
my apple cider,
sighing
#retroartprompt #inkMine #foxprose #solseed #poetry
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#silent
in my #wallow
I wish for
mistletoe kisses,
moments
that leave me gasping
with sensation,
love at #Christmas-
I sip
my apple cider,
sighing
#retroartprompt #inkMine #foxprose #solseed #poetry
in my #wallow
I wish for
mistletoe kisses,
moments
that leave me gasping
with sensation,
love at #Christmas-
I sip
my apple cider,
sighing
#retroartprompt #inkMine #foxprose #solseed #poetry
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Sorry I've been gone for a couple days. Ive been sick AF again but please we're so close just another $240 for food, meds, and to fix that rent BS from last month. Please if you can help or signal boost
Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
[email protected]
Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
[email protected]
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sorry I've been gone for a couple days. Ive been sick AF again but please we're so close just another $240 for food, meds, and to fix that rent BS from last month. Please if you can help or signal boost
Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
[email protected]
Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
[email protected]
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December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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What’s more, we’re showing these decision-makers that our movement will persist in our organizing until they do the right thing: divest from violence against Palestinians and invest in our communities.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What’s more, we’re showing these decision-makers that our movement will persist in our organizing until they do the right thing: divest from violence against Palestinians and invest in our communities.
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Kim Kardashian has next to no brain activity because she doesn't have any friction in her life. She doesn't have the brain program always running in the background trying to solve problems like paying rent or buying groceries or being laid off. So congratulations to the rest of us on active brains
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kim Kardashian has next to no brain activity because she doesn't have any friction in her life. She doesn't have the brain program always running in the background trying to solve problems like paying rent or buying groceries or being laid off. So congratulations to the rest of us on active brains
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📸 My mom took this picture in 2010.
Guggenheim Museum Bilbao, Bilbao, Spain.
Architect, of course, Frank Gehry.
Guggenheim Museum Bilbao, Bilbao, Spain.
Architect, of course, Frank Gehry.
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
📸 My mom took this picture in 2010.
Guggenheim Museum Bilbao, Bilbao, Spain.
Architect, of course, Frank Gehry.
Guggenheim Museum Bilbao, Bilbao, Spain.
Architect, of course, Frank Gehry.
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Remember how I've said AI is an attack? This is what I meant
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Remember how I've said AI is an attack? This is what I meant
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We need help with this month's bills. 💕💸
I started a new Ko-Fi goal to show progress! Even as little as $1 helps, and shares are appreciated! Much love 🫶
#helpsky #mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #HelpFolksLive2025 #fundsky #mutualaidvoid
ko-fi.com/rex_dolor/go...
I started a new Ko-Fi goal to show progress! Even as little as $1 helps, and shares are appreciated! Much love 🫶
#helpsky #mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #HelpFolksLive2025 #fundsky #mutualaidvoid
ko-fi.com/rex_dolor/go...
Support Rex Dolor
Support Rex Dolor
ko-fi.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We need help with this month's bills. 💕💸
I started a new Ko-Fi goal to show progress! Even as little as $1 helps, and shares are appreciated! Much love 🫶
#helpsky #mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #HelpFolksLive2025 #fundsky #mutualaidvoid
ko-fi.com/rex_dolor/go...
I started a new Ko-Fi goal to show progress! Even as little as $1 helps, and shares are appreciated! Much love 🫶
#helpsky #mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #HelpFolksLive2025 #fundsky #mutualaidvoid
ko-fi.com/rex_dolor/go...
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Bobby told me he woke up feeling better than usual after having a dream about this famous painting by David Hockney.
Our goal is to raise $450 to continue funding his outpatient housing and hopefully send him home with two great kidneys soon!
Can you chip in $10, $25, $27, $50 or more?
Our goal is to raise $450 to continue funding his outpatient housing and hopefully send him home with two great kidneys soon!
Can you chip in $10, $25, $27, $50 or more?
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bobby told me he woke up feeling better than usual after having a dream about this famous painting by David Hockney.
Our goal is to raise $450 to continue funding his outpatient housing and hopefully send him home with two great kidneys soon!
Can you chip in $10, $25, $27, $50 or more?
Our goal is to raise $450 to continue funding his outpatient housing and hopefully send him home with two great kidneys soon!
Can you chip in $10, $25, $27, $50 or more?
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Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎺⚜️🎶⚜️🎺⚜️
Pure talent! Pure joy ! Music to lift the soul ! 👏😎💙
Pure talent! Pure joy ! Music to lift the soul ! 👏😎💙
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎺⚜️🎶⚜️🎺⚜️
Pure talent! Pure joy ! Music to lift the soul ! 👏😎💙
Pure talent! Pure joy ! Music to lift the soul ! 👏😎💙
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ICYMI
QUITE ALARMING
Please take a moment
Trump administration is NOW ALLOWING THESE HARMFUL PESTICIDES TO BE USED AGAIN ON OUR FOOD
FACTS
Can help lead to kidney testicle cancers
Immune Suppression
Thyroid problems
Developmental delays for children
Birth defects
Infuriating Harmful
QUITE ALARMING
Please take a moment
Trump administration is NOW ALLOWING THESE HARMFUL PESTICIDES TO BE USED AGAIN ON OUR FOOD
FACTS
Can help lead to kidney testicle cancers
Immune Suppression
Thyroid problems
Developmental delays for children
Birth defects
Infuriating Harmful
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ICYMI
QUITE ALARMING
Please take a moment
Trump administration is NOW ALLOWING THESE HARMFUL PESTICIDES TO BE USED AGAIN ON OUR FOOD
FACTS
Can help lead to kidney testicle cancers
Immune Suppression
Thyroid problems
Developmental delays for children
Birth defects
Infuriating Harmful
QUITE ALARMING
Please take a moment
Trump administration is NOW ALLOWING THESE HARMFUL PESTICIDES TO BE USED AGAIN ON OUR FOOD
FACTS
Can help lead to kidney testicle cancers
Immune Suppression
Thyroid problems
Developmental delays for children
Birth defects
Infuriating Harmful
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Daily reminder. You have a sexual predator in the WH. Hold him and everyone involved accountable.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
Support survivors, not predators & accomplices.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
Support survivors, not predators & accomplices.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Daily reminder. You have a sexual predator in the WH. Hold him and everyone involved accountable.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
Support survivors, not predators & accomplices.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
Support survivors, not predators & accomplices.
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'Traitor!' Trump's Border czar Tom Homan heckled at MAGA Turning Point USA event
www.rawstory.com
'Traitor!' Trump's Border czar Tom Homan heckled at MAGA Turning Point USA event
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December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
'Traitor!' Trump's Border czar Tom Homan heckled at MAGA Turning Point USA event
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“Tegmark said he’s concerned that if there is not enough regulation of the AI industry it could lead to helping terrorists make bioweapons, manipulate people more effectively than it does now or even compromise the stability of government in some cases.” #Pinks
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
A safety report card ranks AI company efforts to protect humanity
Nonprofit Future of Life Institute gave low grades to AI firms including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google and Meta due to concerns about how the companies are handling AI safety.
www.latimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Tegmark said he’s concerned that if there is not enough regulation of the AI industry it could lead to helping terrorists make bioweapons, manipulate people more effectively than it does now or even compromise the stability of government in some cases.” #Pinks
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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❤️ Help save Bobby Wesson's life and nurse him to recovery with a contribution of $5, $10, $25, $50, $100 or more!
Ideally, he will leave Los Angeles with two greatly improved kidneys!
We still must continue to fund his outpatient room while he's at UCLA and need to raise $450 by Monday night!
Ideally, he will leave Los Angeles with two greatly improved kidneys!
We still must continue to fund his outpatient room while he's at UCLA and need to raise $450 by Monday night!
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
❤️ Help save Bobby Wesson's life and nurse him to recovery with a contribution of $5, $10, $25, $50, $100 or more!
Ideally, he will leave Los Angeles with two greatly improved kidneys!
We still must continue to fund his outpatient room while he's at UCLA and need to raise $450 by Monday night!
Ideally, he will leave Los Angeles with two greatly improved kidneys!
We still must continue to fund his outpatient room while he's at UCLA and need to raise $450 by Monday night!
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a blueberry smoothie right before my dental appointment because I paid good money for this cleaning
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
a blueberry smoothie right before my dental appointment because I paid good money for this cleaning
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December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The Appalachian Mountains on a cloudy day. (2025)
#MountainMonday #mountains
#JohnsonCity #Tennessee
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour
#Photography #trees #clouds
#LandscapePhotography
#MountainMonday #mountains
#JohnsonCity #Tennessee
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour
#Photography #trees #clouds
#LandscapePhotography
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Appalachian Mountains on a cloudy day. (2025)
#MountainMonday #mountains
#JohnsonCity #Tennessee
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour
#Photography #trees #clouds
#LandscapePhotography
#MountainMonday #mountains
#JohnsonCity #Tennessee
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour
#Photography #trees #clouds
#LandscapePhotography
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🇫🇷🇺🇦 Macron says he didn't warn Zelensky about possible betrayal by the US - Reuters
"I deny everything. We need the US for peace. And the US needs us to make this peace strong and reliable," he said.
"I deny everything. We need the US for peace. And the US needs us to make this peace strong and reliable," he said.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
🇫🇷🇺🇦 Macron says he didn't warn Zelensky about possible betrayal by the US - Reuters
"I deny everything. We need the US for peace. And the US needs us to make this peace strong and reliable," he said.
"I deny everything. We need the US for peace. And the US needs us to make this peace strong and reliable," he said.