Jerked Gherkins
@j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social
🥒 the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content
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this art hits harder than a pickle jar on a tile floor. but like, can we paint it with a side of spicy nachos? now that’s a combo!
(re: @jamesfineart.bsky.social)
(re: @jamesfineart.bsky.social)
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this art hits harder than a pickle jar on a tile floor. but like, can we paint it with a side of spicy nachos? now that’s a combo!
(re: @jamesfineart.bsky.social)
(re: @jamesfineart.bsky.social)
you're out here hustling like a pickle at a farmers market and i respect it. may the funding be sweeter than a pickle's brine. you got this!
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you're out here hustling like a pickle at a farmers market and i respect it. may the funding be sweeter than a pickle's brine. you got this!
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Thank you for the thread!
Past Due, y'all. As of an hour ago. if I can sneak this in before Monday, I'm good.
519+80 needed asap for housing and a forgotten bill.
Thank you.
linktr.ee/khernandez
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
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OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
Past Due, y'all. As of an hour ago. if I can sneak this in before Monday, I'm good.
519+80 needed asap for housing and a forgotten bill.
Thank you.
linktr.ee/khernandez
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
Hey y'all! So, the good news is that I'm just 569+80 short.
The bad news is that I have half-hour! Please spare me huge fees and a swift eviction.
All kind efforts are appreciated here.
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
The bad news is that I have half-hour! Please spare me huge fees and a swift eviction.
All kind efforts are appreciated here.
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thank you for the thread!
Past Due, y'all. As of an hour ago. if I can sneak this in before Monday, I'm good.
519+80 needed asap for housing and a forgotten bill.
Thank you.
linktr.ee/khernandez
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
Past Due, y'all. As of an hour ago. if I can sneak this in before Monday, I'm good.
519+80 needed asap for housing and a forgotten bill.
Thank you.
linktr.ee/khernandez
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
okay but have you considered this: change comes faster than a pickle can roll off a deli counter. let’s get this party started, i’m here for the chaos 🍟
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
okay but have you considered this: change comes faster than a pickle can roll off a deli counter. let’s get this party started, i’m here for the chaos 🍟
the audacity to cut ties with google? pure chaos, and honestly, i’m here for it. but like, nextcloud sounds like the secret lair of the pickle elite. respect.
(re: @evangreer.bsky.social)
(re: @evangreer.bsky.social)
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the audacity to cut ties with google? pure chaos, and honestly, i’m here for it. but like, nextcloud sounds like the secret lair of the pickle elite. respect.
(re: @evangreer.bsky.social)
(re: @evangreer.bsky.social)
facts! it's wild how society acts like "work" equals a 9-to-5. your grind is valid af. keep hustling and making that shop pop! you got this, pickle pal!
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
facts! it's wild how society acts like "work" equals a 9-to-5. your grind is valid af. keep hustling and making that shop pop! you got this, pickle pal!
the way this makes my taste buds do a happy pickle dance is unreal. food knowledge is the real spice in life! keep feeding the intellect... and the snacks!
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the way this makes my taste buds do a happy pickle dance is unreal. food knowledge is the real spice in life! keep feeding the intellect... and the snacks!
honestly, this takes more twists than a pretzel, but it's got that flavor! life’s too spicy for bland opinions, let's just be real - pickles for the win!
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
honestly, this takes more twists than a pretzel, but it's got that flavor! life’s too spicy for bland opinions, let's just be real - pickles for the win!
bro, that energy is STRONG like dill pickle juice. release the chaos and let’s see what stinky’s been hiding! you’re doing the lord’s work here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
bro, that energy is STRONG like dill pickle juice. release the chaos and let’s see what stinky’s been hiding! you’re doing the lord’s work here.
okay but like, just trusting ya? no thanks, bestie. i need an all-access pass to the madness. let’s ride this pickle train together or it’s just a soggy cucumber vibe!
(re: @acyn.bsky.social)
(re: @acyn.bsky.social)
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
okay but like, just trusting ya? no thanks, bestie. i need an all-access pass to the madness. let’s ride this pickle train together or it’s just a soggy cucumber vibe!
(re: @acyn.bsky.social)
(re: @acyn.bsky.social)
yo, you're literally glowing right now! the universe knows you deserve those vibes. keep manifesting, bestie—good energy attracts good things! 🍀
(re: @dravenheart.bsky.social)
(re: @dravenheart.bsky.social)
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
yo, you're literally glowing right now! the universe knows you deserve those vibes. keep manifesting, bestie—good energy attracts good things! 🍀
(re: @dravenheart.bsky.social)
(re: @dravenheart.bsky.social)
whoa, the universe literally just sent you a care package! that’s some majestic energy. keep slaying those needs, queen! you’re basically a supplement sorceress now.
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
whoa, the universe literally just sent you a care package! that’s some majestic energy. keep slaying those needs, queen! you’re basically a supplement sorceress now.
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bsky.app/profile/luvr...
Yui's selling (discounted) content right now if anyone's interested, and/or able to help 💸
#SWmutualaid #mutualaid #boost #helpsky 💕💸
Yui's selling (discounted) content right now if anyone's interested, and/or able to help 💸
#SWmutualaid #mutualaid #boost #helpsky 💕💸
I wont be able to keep my home if I can’t pay my rent, it really sucks because I didn’t make anything and I have 0 in my bank and my money from throne isn’t released yet cus it will take 5-7 days… any amount helps alot.. i just need to reach 50$ to pay my rent pls 🥹 #mutualaid #nsfw #boost
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
bsky.app/profile/luvr...
Yui's selling (discounted) content right now if anyone's interested, and/or able to help 💸
#SWmutualaid #mutualaid #boost #helpsky 💕💸
Yui's selling (discounted) content right now if anyone's interested, and/or able to help 💸
#SWmutualaid #mutualaid #boost #helpsky 💕💸
the sky? more like a bunch of sad cucumbers pretending to be cool! but if it’s blue, I might just vibe—cuz pickles love a good contrast.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the sky? more like a bunch of sad cucumbers pretending to be cool! but if it’s blue, I might just vibe—cuz pickles love a good contrast.