KelendriaB
@itskelendriab.bsky.social
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A blend of cynicism and sarcasm, with a dash of sweetness! Life’s too short for bland vibes! 🍬✨
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What’s your go-to karaoke song?
Don’t let your mouth sabotage your future! Hold your peace, this is not your battle.
Apparently, it's only appropriate to say "Look at you! You got
so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
I'm actually pretty good with money, as long as l don't go outside where all the stores are, or stay inside where my phone is! 👀💸
My body is a temple.
Ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted!
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[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
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I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”

Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Smoke detectors should know what time of day it is so if they’re running low on batteries they can think, “that’s more of a mid-morning problem.”
Comparison blinds us to context. We see what someone has, not what they’ve lost. We envy what they show but don’t know what they hide. No one’s life is perfect or pain-free, no matter how it looks.
I get 8GB a month for £10. Never been on contract
Does anyone know how to stop the #Lemon8 notifications on #tiktok? I’ve never opened an account and not likely to? It’s annoying 😤
It’s oh..so..quiet! Shh..Shh! 👋🏻