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KelendriaB
@itskelendriab.bsky.social
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A blend of cynicism and sarcasm, with a dash of sweetness! Life’s too short for bland vibes! 🍬✨
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 18d
#letsconnect on these socials:

Pinterest - pinterest.com/itskelendriab
Instagram - instagram.com/itskelendriab
YouTube - YouTube.com/darknemesis2...
TikTok - tiktok.com/@kelendriab
LinkedIn - www.linkedin.com/in/kelendria-b
Twitter - twitter.com/faithhopepra...
Threads - threads.com/@destinysdar...
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 1h
What’s your go-to karaoke song?
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 2h
Don’t let your mouth sabotage your future! Hold your peace, this is not your battle.
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 2d
Apparently, it's only appropriate to say "Look at you! You got
so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 2d
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 13d
I'm actually pretty good with money, as long as l don't go outside where all the stores are, or stay inside where my phone is! 👀💸
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 13d
My body is a temple.
Ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted!
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 13d
Is it just me or is Facebook boring? 👀😏

#facebook #meta #instagram #algorithm #socialmedia #platform #social
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There's No Way Out of This Town @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 14d
[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 15d
I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”

Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 16d
Smoke detectors should know what time of day it is so if they’re running low on batteries they can think, “that’s more of a mid-morning problem.”
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 16d
Comparison blinds us to context. We see what someone has, not what they’ve lost. We envy what they show but don’t know what they hide. No one’s life is perfect or pain-free, no matter how it looks.
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 16d
I get 8GB a month for £10. Never been on contract
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 18d
#letsconnect on these socials:

Pinterest - pinterest.com/itskelendriab
Instagram - instagram.com/itskelendriab
YouTube - YouTube.com/darknemesis2...
TikTok - tiktok.com/@kelendriab
LinkedIn - www.linkedin.com/in/kelendria-b
Twitter - twitter.com/faithhopepra...
Threads - threads.com/@destinysdar...
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 20d
The sky’s showing off again. Not mad. ☀️🌄

#blue #sunrise #sunsetphotography #tranquility #sunsetvibes #sunsetsofinstagram #sunrise_sunsets #naturephotography #view #sunset #sunsetphotographs #naturelovers #travelgram #sky #home
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 20d
Does anyone know how to stop the #Lemon8 notifications on #tiktok? I’ve never opened an account and not likely to? It’s annoying 😤
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KelendriaB @itskelendriab.bsky.social · 21d
It’s oh..so..quiet! Shh..Shh! 👋🏻
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