Jeff "Tomato Terrorist" Weir
@insightsmachine.bsky.social
I like talking about data visualisation and actionable insights in Power BI, and pushing for better vis & UI/UX.
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Vi-vi-vi-Vibe Coding
It’s the new Agile
Vi-vi-vi-Vibe Coding
But doesn’t compile.
It’s the new Agile
Vi-vi-vi-Vibe Coding
But doesn’t compile.
Perennial.
I think we can all agree that there have been so many options for so many years.
Obviously the place to start would be “yesterday”. And presumably there is stuff in play.
Cue “The P in #PowerBI stands for P_______”
Obviously the place to start would be “yesterday”. And presumably there is stuff in play.
Cue “The P in #PowerBI stands for P_______”
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Perennial.
Jesus Broad Beans are a commitment.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Jesus Broad Beans are a commitment.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I sure hope that grumpy bastard Future Jeff both *knows where to find* and *appreciates* Current Jeff's documentation.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I sure hope that grumpy bastard Future Jeff both *knows where to find* and *appreciates* Current Jeff's documentation.
Note to self: If you stupidly search for the "*" character in DAX , you are ALWAYS going to find it at position 1, regardless of whether it is there or not.
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Note to self: If you stupidly search for the "*" character in DAX , you are ALWAYS going to find it at position 1, regardless of whether it is there or not.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We had the best earthquake last night.
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We had the best earthquake last night.
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NZ and AU accounts, accustomed to a more vigorous use of language as punctuation than the comparatively prim US, might at the very least set it to warn so you know people are saying things even if you are nervous about be unshielded from "no constructive purpose". Wordcloud of NZ Twitter 2021
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
NZ and AU accounts, accustomed to a more vigorous use of language as punctuation than the comparatively prim US, might at the very least set it to warn so you know people are saying things even if you are nervous about be unshielded from "no constructive purpose". Wordcloud of NZ Twitter 2021
If you don’t subscribe to the #PowerBI feed you don’t get bangers like this.
"Take a look at the most recent activity in Power BI" what the fuck are you talking about. Ooh there's a new graph that someone's ChappieT made. Shut the fuck up.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If you don’t subscribe to the #PowerBI feed you don’t get bangers like this.
I find Seek’s whole recessional “You have hidden depths” vibe strangely comforting.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I find Seek’s whole recessional “You have hidden depths” vibe strangely comforting.
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Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
Tackle climate change? Sheeeit man we can’t even ban the sale of animal-spooking fireworks in the lead-up to a dry spell.
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Tackle climate change? Sheeeit man we can’t even ban the sale of animal-spooking fireworks in the lead-up to a dry spell.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Was in (garden) bed most of the day yesterday.
So far have 40 tomato plants in!
More to come.
So far have 40 tomato plants in!
More to come.
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Was in (garden) bed most of the day yesterday.
So far have 40 tomato plants in!
More to come.
So far have 40 tomato plants in!
More to come.
Snotsheeting will never be the same.
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Snotsheeting will never be the same.
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"I didn't know that there were so many cowards in this country". Ditto.
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"I didn't know that there were so many cowards in this country". Ditto.
Today I learned that the easiest things to fuck up the calculation of in #PowerBI without possibly realising because of plausible results are Medians.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Today I learned that the easiest things to fuck up the calculation of in #PowerBI without possibly realising because of plausible results are Medians.
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Nicola Willis saying Labour’s CGT policy will stunt economic growth is so funny like girl what growth is the growth in the room with us?
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Nicola Willis saying Labour’s CGT policy will stunt economic growth is so funny like girl what growth is the growth in the room with us?
Reposted by Jeff "Tomato Terrorist" Weir
