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· Jan 8
They only ever understand when it hurts them personally, and even then, it’s only ever about them
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40,000 years ago, a hungry wolf approached a campfire…
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
40,000 years ago, a hungry wolf approached a campfire…
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there is always one good cat and one demon cat, but they are both, always, good cats
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
there is always one good cat and one demon cat, but they are both, always, good cats
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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for sale: cybertruck, never cool
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
for sale: cybertruck, never cool
“if you were a bagel, bb, you’d be my EVERYTHING bagel.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“if you were a bagel, bb, you’d be my EVERYTHING bagel.”
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today's effort is a fat pigeon
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
today's effort is a fat pigeon
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Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
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$255/500
Still need the rest of this. Anything helps.
Still need the rest of this. Anything helps.
Alright so I haven’t gotten paid for two months and haven’t lined up anymore work.
Really need more help, and I hate to ask for it.
I was supposed to be making $1200 a month by now but due to trump defunding my job I’m making nothing.
Goal is $500.
$0/500
Really need more help, and I hate to ask for it.
I was supposed to be making $1200 a month by now but due to trump defunding my job I’m making nothing.
Goal is $500.
$0/500
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
$255/500
Still need the rest of this. Anything helps.
Still need the rest of this. Anything helps.
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
I cook a chicken a week. weeks are now chickens.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I cook a chicken a week. weeks are now chickens.
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![How could they have let things get so bad?
[Past Tense: Part 2, ST: DS9]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreieobbc5th2illdwp7cs4nqkktqwdjgfr45kf2hxrgyloq2ddg53ty@jpeg)
Sleep inertia and chill?
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sleep inertia and chill?
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“money makes the world go round, ergo money is the only thing that could possibly motivate people. I am very fun at parties.”
October 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“money makes the world go round, ergo money is the only thing that could possibly motivate people. I am very fun at parties.”
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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lakes get drank, robot hallucinates songs already wrote by hoobastank
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
lakes get drank, robot hallucinates songs already wrote by hoobastank
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Disney to Sinclair and Nexstar
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Disney to Sinclair and Nexstar
“we’re not stopping for nostalgia, we have a crt a home.”
September 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“we’re not stopping for nostalgia, we have a crt a home.”
the universe strives towards entropy and we live on the back of a giant turtle
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the universe strives towards entropy and we live on the back of a giant turtle
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schisms and fervor, pain in abundance cloaked in faith, occasional cheap chicken wings and pizza
September 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
schisms and fervor, pain in abundance cloaked in faith, occasional cheap chicken wings and pizza
I have become vaccinated, the destroyer of flus ᕦ(ò_ó)ᕤ
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have become vaccinated, the destroyer of flus ᕦ(ò_ó)ᕤ
major chungus
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
major chungus