inner_panda
@inn3rpanda.bsky.social
Editor, panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3
him and the leg strangler lady from goldeneye were the most logical couple ever presented
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
him and the leg strangler lady from goldeneye were the most logical couple ever presented
yes but does he pollute the water table?
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yes but does he pollute the water table?
I can smell the whisky and cigarette smoke already
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I can smell the whisky and cigarette smoke already
“that’s too much cheese, auntie.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“that’s too much cheese, auntie.”
first it was ok computer, now they wanna fuck the computer
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
first it was ok computer, now they wanna fuck the computer
I think there’s like 5 of those
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think there’s like 5 of those
we really vietnamed ourselves on drugs, and also vietnam
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
we really vietnamed ourselves on drugs, and also vietnam
isn’t circumventing labor laws across the globe enough for this wretch? how much suffering do you need to spew into the world??
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
isn’t circumventing labor laws across the globe enough for this wretch? how much suffering do you need to spew into the world??
it dribbles out in the moon is a harsh mistress and fully gushes in stranger in a strange land. the horndoggiest
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
it dribbles out in the moon is a harsh mistress and fully gushes in stranger in a strange land. the horndoggiest
“no longer will we submit to the tyranny of elevator inspections.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“no longer will we submit to the tyranny of elevator inspections.”
“we are children of the flame, papa.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“we are children of the flame, papa.”
ughhhh. at least I can laugh at the prequels, rise just feels like the studio system is punching me in the gut
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ughhhh. at least I can laugh at the prequels, rise just feels like the studio system is punching me in the gut
yes but have you ever used LIDAR to find a dinosaur, and if so, did you intimidate someone with a raptor claw?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
yes but have you ever used LIDAR to find a dinosaur, and if so, did you intimidate someone with a raptor claw?
you sunk your own battleship :(
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you sunk your own battleship :(
there’s a dark path before you and you turn, with much bravado, to a darker and stormier path
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
there’s a dark path before you and you turn, with much bravado, to a darker and stormier path
ahhhh. shiny leather jacket era confirmed
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ahhhh. shiny leather jacket era confirmed
kinda slaps honestly, and like I always say, western cinema needs more kicking!
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
kinda slaps honestly, and like I always say, western cinema needs more kicking!
know that I vastly prefer you to any billionaire <3
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
know that I vastly prefer you to any billionaire <3
quite the noodle you got there
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
quite the noodle you got there
chimney sweeping for dollars!
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
chimney sweeping for dollars!
“speed 2, charlie brown. cruise control.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“speed 2, charlie brown. cruise control.”
failing to sever the ankle joint by way of attempted despotism
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
failing to sever the ankle joint by way of attempted despotism