J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Pinned
Out now!
Tales of a Stranger Sister
A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson
Available as an e-book & paperback!
books2read.com/stranger-sister
[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
Tales of a Stranger Sister
A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson
Available as an e-book & paperback!
books2read.com/stranger-sister
[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
I dunno if I should refer to 2025 as "The Year where we're not allowed to enjoy a single goddamn thing" or "The Year of a Thousand Milkshake Ducks."
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I dunno if I should refer to 2025 as "The Year where we're not allowed to enjoy a single goddamn thing" or "The Year of a Thousand Milkshake Ducks."
This comic is pretty much a succinct encapsulation of 21st century America.
Sometimes the moral of the story is simply that there is no moral of the story. #CalvinandHobbes #LifeLessons-ish
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This comic is pretty much a succinct encapsulation of 21st century America.
Has there ever been a product more useless at its designated purpose than Scott paper towels?
Yeah, you get 3x more than the name brand for the price, but if you have to use 4x as many to even do a mediocre version of the job the name brand does, are you actually saving anything?
Yeah, you get 3x more than the name brand for the price, but if you have to use 4x as many to even do a mediocre version of the job the name brand does, are you actually saving anything?
a cartoon drawing of a red box and a roll of paper towels
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red box and a roll of paper towels
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Has there ever been a product more useless at its designated purpose than Scott paper towels?
Yeah, you get 3x more than the name brand for the price, but if you have to use 4x as many to even do a mediocre version of the job the name brand does, are you actually saving anything?
Yeah, you get 3x more than the name brand for the price, but if you have to use 4x as many to even do a mediocre version of the job the name brand does, are you actually saving anything?
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#WritingPrompt
I need to try harder at promoting 🫠
I wrote a story about becoming a better person than you were taught you could be, plus there's some magic around, but that's mostly used for rainwater management and farming. There are also goats. And food porn. What if cozy, except angry?
I need to try harder at promoting 🫠
I wrote a story about becoming a better person than you were taught you could be, plus there's some magic around, but that's mostly used for rainwater management and farming. There are also goats. And food porn. What if cozy, except angry?
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
#WritingPrompt
I need to try harder at promoting 🫠
I wrote a story about becoming a better person than you were taught you could be, plus there's some magic around, but that's mostly used for rainwater management and farming. There are also goats. And food porn. What if cozy, except angry?
I need to try harder at promoting 🫠
I wrote a story about becoming a better person than you were taught you could be, plus there's some magic around, but that's mostly used for rainwater management and farming. There are also goats. And food porn. What if cozy, except angry?
Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
ED3 - Shōjo Kakumei Utena/Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997)
Rose & release - Masami Okui
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Ending #AnimeEnding #Utena #ShoujoKamukeiUtena #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #ChihoSaitō #JCStaff
Rose & release - Masami Okui
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Ending #AnimeEnding #Utena #ShoujoKamukeiUtena #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #ChihoSaitō #JCStaff
August 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ED3 - Shōjo Kakumei Utena/Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997)
Rose & release - Masami Okui
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Ending #AnimeEnding #Utena #ShoujoKamukeiUtena #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #ChihoSaitō #JCStaff
Rose & release - Masami Okui
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Ending #AnimeEnding #Utena #ShoujoKamukeiUtena #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #ChihoSaitō #JCStaff
"Go A.I., watch shoppers go Bye Bye."
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Go A.I., watch shoppers go Bye Bye."
Me: My Cosplay days area long over. I'm too old and grizzled to look like any chara...
+watches Sanda episode 6+
...goddammit. +starts looking up track suits on Amazon+
+watches Sanda episode 6+
...goddammit. +starts looking up track suits on Amazon+
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me: My Cosplay days area long over. I'm too old and grizzled to look like any chara...
+watches Sanda episode 6+
...goddammit. +starts looking up track suits on Amazon+
+watches Sanda episode 6+
...goddammit. +starts looking up track suits on Amazon+
“You will be visited by three spirits”
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
My contribution to Thanksgiving dinner. It was delicious.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My contribution to Thanksgiving dinner. It was delicious.
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone choosing to celebrate (& no guff to anyone who doesn't for any and all reasons.)
Admission: when I finally got to write the Harvest Festival meal scenes, I may have been projecting my own perfect spread to greet me in the afterlife.
#writersky #booksky #Indieauthor
Admission: when I finally got to write the Harvest Festival meal scenes, I may have been projecting my own perfect spread to greet me in the afterlife.
#writersky #booksky #Indieauthor
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone choosing to celebrate (& no guff to anyone who doesn't for any and all reasons.)
Admission: when I finally got to write the Harvest Festival meal scenes, I may have been projecting my own perfect spread to greet me in the afterlife.
#writersky #booksky #Indieauthor
Admission: when I finally got to write the Harvest Festival meal scenes, I may have been projecting my own perfect spread to greet me in the afterlife.
#writersky #booksky #Indieauthor
I'm fully in favor of Pies-giving.
WHAT IF
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm fully in favor of Pies-giving.
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Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.
Got my first scam email saying that my "upcoming" book (the one that's already out & I've been beating people over the head with for 8 months now) would be perfect for their December book club profile.
Then proceeded to tell me why by rereading my own blurb back to me.
Then proceeded to tell me why by rereading my own blurb back to me.
a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with a stack of books .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with a stack of books .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got my first scam email saying that my "upcoming" book (the one that's already out & I've been beating people over the head with for 8 months now) would be perfect for their December book club profile.
Then proceeded to tell me why by rereading my own blurb back to me.
Then proceeded to tell me why by rereading my own blurb back to me.
Reposted by J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
Cosmic Squirrel ✨
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Cosmic Squirrel ✨
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almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
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You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Charlie Brown!!
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Charlie Brown!!
New Post! In which I share what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving, and talk about a Santa with Muscles who isn't a dead racist.
www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/11/24/l...
#writersky #indieauthor
www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/11/24/l...
#writersky #indieauthor
Let the 6 weeks of not giving a f*** about my diet commence! – Infinite Squirrels with Infinite Keyboards
www.infinitesquirrels.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
New Post! In which I share what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving, and talk about a Santa with Muscles who isn't a dead racist.
www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/11/24/l...
#writersky #indieauthor
www.infinitesquirrels.com/2025/11/24/l...
#writersky #indieauthor
I’m excited to announce that Tales of a Stranger Sister will be promoted on @Smashwords as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my book and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m excited to announce that Tales of a Stranger Sister will be promoted on @Smashwords as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my book and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords
🎶Billy Ray was the preacher's son
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
When they gathered 'round and started talkin'
That's when Billy would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise🎶
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
When they gathered 'round and started talkin'
That's when Billy would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🎶Billy Ray was the preacher's son
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
When they gathered 'round and started talkin'
That's when Billy would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise🎶
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
When they gathered 'round and started talkin'
That's when Billy would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise🎶
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If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.
"Louder, Piggie."
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Louder, Piggie."
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