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Ian Brill
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If I work all day on the blue sky mine there'll be food on the table tonight
THOUGHT OF THE DAY: If Britain had its own “Weird” Al (maybe someone named “Peculiar” Rupert) we’d have a parody of the The Cure’s “Fascination Street” called “Coronation Street” by now
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025)
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS rules. It’s as if Dark Horse hired Walt Simonson and Art Adams to make the ultimate Predator story. Tons of creatures. All kinda of stabby explodey goodness. PREY deserved to get a theatrical release but didn’t. This makes up for it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Rivers Cuomo conundrum:

He is one of the most embarrassing rock stars

And yet

He is the least embarrassing Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough, as a rapidly aging millennial, how unthinkable it would have been in 2004 for a Muslim immigrant to be elected Mayor of NYC on the day Dick Cheney's heart finally threw in the towel. We had NO alternatives in 2004, and in many ways, it was a scarier time than even now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the Cuomo voter.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Nobody likes you and you're better off dead
Goodbye
We've all come to say goodbye
Goodbye
Born defeated, died in vain
Super-destructive, you were hooked on pain
And though your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone

youtu.be/U6rzVVwvlLU?...
The Hell Of It
YouTube video by Paul Williams - Topic
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November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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It's crucially important to remember that you're an adult with free will, and you can make fresh popcorn with red chile powder, nutritional yeast, lemon juice and salt and eat it with chopsticks at your desk to avoid making a mess. No one can ever take that away from you
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fireworks are illegal in Burbank. After living in the middle of L.A. for 16 years, it’s surreal — almost eerie — to witness a Dodgers WS victory under a silent sky.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Everyone’s feed rn
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If I ever write a hard-boiled noir mystery, this would be the first sentence of the book
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I remember Joe Quesada and Bill Jemas calling DC "AOL Comics". The main character of MARVILLE was Kal-AOL. He's still out there, somewhere, in the mighty Marvel multiverse
do you guys remember that time America Online bought Time Warner
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Here, puff! Here, puff!
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew may be out of the picture, but who will take over his royal duties?

Have we checked with any Las Vegas lounge singers?
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
INSTAGRAM: We're always watching you. What you search for, what you talk about, what you eat...we know about it and you're going see ads for ALL OF IT!

ALSO INSTAGRAM: Hello Childless Man in His 40s, do you want to know more about Teen Accounts?
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every few months, someone posts AI garbage and declares “it’s Over for Hollywood” while what they post looks like this
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wordle 1,593 4/6

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"Because you are such a dumb donkey, we’re going to give you almost all the letters."

"Can I have the first letter?"

"No. That would be all of them."
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Strong union contracts raise a company's labor costs relative to non-union competitors. The proper response to this is not "the union is bad," but rather "unionize the competitors."

www.wsj.com/opinion/team...
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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as a centrist i will be voting for the sex pest who killed grandma because the other guy has spent his whole life referring to a relative who isn’t the sister of one of his parents as his aunt
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I watched this report on the prison cell former French president Sarkozy will be staying in and…it’s not that different than the kind of apartments me and my friends had in our 20s. It’s a bit galling to know that your lifestyle is consider “punishment” in some countries www.cnn.com/2025/10/21/w...
The French prison now home to a former president | CNN
Here’s a look inside the La Santé prison in Paris, once home to dictators and spies — now housing former French president Nicolas Sarkozy.
www.cnn.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
RIP David Ball of Soft Cell. Thank you for making the world a little bit better for all the sex dwarfs out there youtu.be/wGfZhkBgR9Q?...
Sex Dwarf (Remastered 2023)
YouTube video by Soft Cell - Topic
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM