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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 3h

- They kidnapped his wife
- They disappeared his daughter
- They killed the dog
- They destroyed his house
In 2027, Peter Stormare will break his foot off in their...
ICE HOLE.

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 3h

Oooh, you know a movie I'm looking forward to seeing? An ICE revenge thriller. Somebody get the Henson people on the phone about making a Tom Homanculus creature for the mid-level boss.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 3h

I know he knows and I know we know it, but I really, really, REALLY hope he knows we know it.

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, very much yes.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty sure they said "greasiest," but whatever.

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 8h

The ballot box was all, "Damn, boy, I didn't know you like to party."

One of those "I Voted" stickers that indicates that I voted.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 8h

Please do your civic duty to please that civic booty.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 9h

I guess I can see the utility if you're dragging around large bowls of soup or other easily spilled dishes, but it's still weird. I especially did not expect to see it in Oklahoma City last night.

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 9h

I hope he dies today.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

If you know someone who works for ICE, tell them they're dead to you until they don't work for ICE, if then.

Deny them every comfort, every courtesy. Do not smile at them. Give them no peace, just like you'd do with any other Nazi.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

They got robots taking pho to your table up in here.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

To my shame, I've never seen a single episode of "Severance."

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

Not all of us can be on the front lines, but we can all do our part.

If an ICE stormtrooper approaches you, be as rude as possible. Deny them everything they ask for. Film them constantly so that any little thing they do is documented.

These are not smart people. You can make them so miserable.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

...17 years later

KyleighM@reigh [leaves the bunker and stares at the radioactive green sky, adjusts her artificial skin, and uses the glass from the gift to skin the AI-infected ferrets her family eats]: fucken kevin.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

Once they get momma buried, she'll be rolling in her grave.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

I never stopped.

About 4 lbs. but it'll make you sick.

Ha ha, yeah, I guess.

Young Angela Lansbury.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody identifying with the characters in TCITR should turn themselves in to the police.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

If you agree with 100% of what the protagonist of the book you're reading says, thinks, and does, it's either poorly written or you read it wrong.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

Wait'll they hear about printed maps.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

"Dang Me" continues to be a banger.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

I don't *want* to go. I *want* to sleep in and make a late breakfast and watch TV. But I think we should go, even if we're afraid of getting hit with tear gas or bullets. Maybe especially because we're afraid of getting hit with tear gas or bullets.

Protests can be fun, but that's not the point.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

in a better world...

REPORTER [to other reporters]: Okay, this guy doesn't know anything! Let's go, guys.

JOHNSON: Wait, I still have stuff to say.

REPORTER: But you don't know what's going on in your own government, in your own party. Why should we listen to anything you have to say?

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 1d

"Draw me a cartoon of someone who is hilariously stupid."

[receives a picture of Sam Altman]

"Okay, good first draft, but that's a little too stupid to still be hilarious."

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · Oct 9

oh is it monday

A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her.

In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place"

In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."

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