I Ate Oklahoma
@iateoklahoma.bsky.social
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
Grandpa loves his reruns.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Grandpa loves his reruns.
That is not, in fact, what they call the fog of war.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
That is not, in fact, what they call the fog of war.
They're brother and sister, right?
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They're brother and sister, right?
I think you generally give very good advice, but this...this is great advice.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I think you generally give very good advice, but this...this is great advice.
Shouldn't have painted that nude on the door if you didn't want me looking, bro.
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Shouldn't have painted that nude on the door if you didn't want me looking, bro.
Man, the people at the pilates studio really get upset when you go the opposite direction with that one.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man, the people at the pilates studio really get upset when you go the opposite direction with that one.
It continues to be my great pleasure to never give Target even one discontinued penny of my money for the rest of time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It continues to be my great pleasure to never give Target even one discontinued penny of my money for the rest of time.
Finally, a Master Roksn, just where I've always wanted.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Finally, a Master Roksn, just where I've always wanted.
"Follow up: Is it true it's because the President said you were 'too old' for his tastes?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Follow up: Is it true it's because the President said you were 'too old' for his tastes?"
C'mon, man, that's just mean. . . Barbie is supposed to be pretty.
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
C'mon, man, that's just mean. . . Barbie is supposed to be pretty.
My podiatrist has been recommending me this for years and also hitting on my wife.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My podiatrist has been recommending me this for years and also hitting on my wife.
As a human with some semblance of intelligence, I agree that OU sucks for this.
As a graduate of OSU, I agree that OU sucks for everything else, as well.
As a graduate of OSU, I agree that OU sucks for everything else, as well.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As a human with some semblance of intelligence, I agree that OU sucks for this.
As a graduate of OSU, I agree that OU sucks for everything else, as well.
As a graduate of OSU, I agree that OU sucks for everything else, as well.
First of all, I love you.
Secondly, nope, still back on the first it seems, I love you.
Third, thank you for the time you spend here and the thoughts you share with us.
Fourth, circling back on the "I love you" thing.
Secondly, nope, still back on the first it seems, I love you.
Third, thank you for the time you spend here and the thoughts you share with us.
Fourth, circling back on the "I love you" thing.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
First of all, I love you.
Secondly, nope, still back on the first it seems, I love you.
Third, thank you for the time you spend here and the thoughts you share with us.
Fourth, circling back on the "I love you" thing.
Secondly, nope, still back on the first it seems, I love you.
Third, thank you for the time you spend here and the thoughts you share with us.
Fourth, circling back on the "I love you" thing.
One guy works the night shift, driving around to all the pizza joints in town collecting their leftovers.
Codename: Night Slice
Codename: Night Slice
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
One guy works the night shift, driving around to all the pizza joints in town collecting their leftovers.
Codename: Night Slice
Codename: Night Slice
"I'd like two slices of lukewarm pepperoni and one cold cheese."
[yelling to the kitchen] "I GOT TWO PEPS KEEP 'EM LUKE, ONE MAZZ ON ICE"
[yelling to the kitchen] "I GOT TWO PEPS KEEP 'EM LUKE, ONE MAZZ ON ICE"
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I'd like two slices of lukewarm pepperoni and one cold cheese."
[yelling to the kitchen] "I GOT TWO PEPS KEEP 'EM LUKE, ONE MAZZ ON ICE"
[yelling to the kitchen] "I GOT TWO PEPS KEEP 'EM LUKE, ONE MAZZ ON ICE"
I hope the aliens who find the ruins of Earth enjoy irony, because we. are. overflowing with this shit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I hope the aliens who find the ruins of Earth enjoy irony, because we. are. overflowing with this shit.