Not Larry
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Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
Pinned
Week 10. Drink for penalties. Drink.
After nearly 11 minutes, we have our first Bears penalty. Week 9, drink for penalties. Drink.
I missed a Bears penalty. Drink.
I think I’m coming to terms with the fact that the Bears are good.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think I’m coming to terms with the fact that the Bears are good.
If you see this, share a Western.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you see this, share a Western.
Sorry I had cancer I guess?
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sorry I had cancer I guess?
“Right size, wrong shape.”
James Donald Vance Jr., 67, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, was sentenced on Monday to two years in prison in connection with threats made against the vice president and President Trump on social media.
J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
James Donald Vance Jr., of Grand Rapids, Mich., had also threatened President Trump, according to a criminal complaint.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Right size, wrong shape.”
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Jim Jordan trying to get to the bottom of the Ohio state sex assault scandal
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jim Jordan trying to get to the bottom of the Ohio state sex assault scandal
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
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Texas getting its gerrymander blocked while California and Virginia eliminate 8-9 Republican seats would be a stupendous, comical outcome.
"But when the Trump Administration reframed its request as a demand to redistrict congressional seats based on their racial makeup, Texas lawmakers immediately jumped on board."
— Trump appointee Jeffrey V. Brown, writing for a 3-judge panel storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
— Trump appointee Jeffrey V. Brown, writing for a 3-judge panel storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Texas getting its gerrymander blocked while California and Virginia eliminate 8-9 Republican seats would be a stupendous, comical outcome.
Told ya.
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Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Told ya.
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“It’s only an AI banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 billion dollars?”
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“It’s only an AI banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 billion dollars?”
Next the ear piercing station in the middle of the mall is going to start touting their use of AI.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Next the ear piercing station in the middle of the mall is going to start touting their use of AI.
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Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
person woman man two all beef patties special sauce camera TV lettuce cheese Hannibal Lecter pickles onions Arnold Palmer's schlong shark electricity on a cofveve sesame seed bun
To be fair, this was the perfect era for it as the real guy in the White House was getting blown by everyone from Monica Lewinsky to Donald Trump.
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT is part of an honest-to-goodness mini-genre of movies in the 1990s that you could sum up as, "what if the president was horny?"
The Charming Wish-Fulfillment of The American President
Aaron Sorkin’s first dramatization of life in the West Wing hit theaters 25 years ago, and it seems even more like fantasy today:
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November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
To be fair, this was the perfect era for it as the real guy in the White House was getting blown by everyone from Monica Lewinsky to Donald Trump.
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My fantasy teams are reporting that this is not the week for the Cowboys to discipline CeeDee Lamb or George Pickens for something.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My fantasy teams are reporting that this is not the week for the Cowboys to discipline CeeDee Lamb or George Pickens for something.
Someone please dub this over with Shawn Michaels’ theme.
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Someone please dub this over with Shawn Michaels’ theme.
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Looking to finish what they started.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Looking to finish what they started.
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
This woman had phone sex with a man whose voice sounds like my sewer being rodded out. Of course her writing is terrible.
You guys, this excerpt from Olivia Nuzzi's new book is SO bad. This is some of the most pretentious gasbag writing that I've read in a long time.
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself." She's so full of herself LMAO
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself." She's so full of herself LMAO
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This woman had phone sex with a man whose voice sounds like my sewer being rodded out. Of course her writing is terrible.
Austin Booker has the opportunity to do the funniest thing this weekend. youtu.be/ysGk7iMJZ-w?...
The Chicago Bears end Brett Favre's career. YES.
YouTube video by sharpsh23
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November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Austin Booker has the opportunity to do the funniest thing this weekend. youtu.be/ysGk7iMJZ-w?...
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don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
Q: You had dinner with Nick Fuentes at Mar-a-Lago a few years ago. What role should he play in the conservative movement?
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
Dave Wannstedt is the 4th winningest Bears coach of all time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Dave Wannstedt is the 4th winningest Bears coach of all time.
Tony Romo isn’t very good, he’s infinitely better than Tom Brady.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tony Romo isn’t very good, he’s infinitely better than Tom Brady.
Is it just me or has there been a lot of bad football today?
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Is it just me or has there been a lot of bad football today?
It’s so beautiful.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s so beautiful.
They only need about 25 yards to be comfortably in Santos’ FG range.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They only need about 25 yards to be comfortably in Santos’ FG range.