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Jacob
@iacobuscaesar.bsky.social
I have an MA in archaeology and run a blog called Living in the Longue Durée about ancient history and whatever else. This profile is mostly funny observations about history and science.

Blog: https://livinginthelongueduree.com
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So I’ve completed my latest project: a run-through of the history of de-extinction, exploring the many methods that have been tried and treating it as a social phenomenon around science rather than just a snazzily marketed science topic. From Nazi cattle to modern questionable corporate claims.
De-Extinction: A History
John Hammond: “None of these attractions are ready yet, of course, but the park will open with the basic tour that you’re about to take, and then other rides will come online six to twe…
livinginthelongueduree.com
Referencing al-Muqaddimah in my ongoing blog article and I decided to bring up a PDF of it so I wasn’t just working with outside sources alone.

Damn, Ibn Khaldun, this baby’s long. I knew you intended it as an introduction to a world history but this is a long introduction.

I respect it.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
www.reuters.com/business/pen...

Imagining a general who got into his role as a purely political appointment typing “what is the best gun” into an LLM and panicking at the length of the numbered list that follows.

Scary that these programs are being sought and used for military decisions.
Exclusive: Pentagon pushing AI companies to expand on classified networks, sources say
The Pentagon is pushing the top AI companies including OpenAI and Anthropic to make their artificial-intelligence tools available on classified networks without many of the standard restrictions that ...
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I’ve got Jules Verne on the mind and it would be so fun someday to retrace the route from Around the World in 80 Days. No planes allowed. Just London to Suez to Mumbai to Calcutta to Singapore to Hong Kong to Yokohama to San Francisco to New York to London.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
www.reddit.com/r/IslamicHis...

We just did a user survey of one of the online history communities I manage, relating to Islamic history.

Young people are really into funnies about history so ensuring the spaces have educational quality and standards can work wonders for the future I think.
From the IslamicHistoryMeme community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the IslamicHistoryMeme community
www.reddit.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Hey, moots.

You’re all my Valentine today because the teacher said I had to give candy to the whole class if I was going to share food.

One of you is my real crush but you’ll all have to guess and fight about it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Men, this Valentine’s Day, take dating advice from argonaut and blanket octopuses.

Detach your hectocotylus (the one of your arms that is also your penis) and present it to her full of sperm to use as she pleases.

This is what the ladies really want and it demonstrates your investment in her.
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
In grocery shopping today, my soda choice for the weekend was Mirinda and so I have given my critical support to the Esperanto community. La fina venko is secured.

Vi ĉiuj parolos Esperanton post unu semajno.
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Exquisite.
This is even weirder in Hong Kong.

I’ll never forget the day my then four-year-old daughter asked: “Daddy can you tell me what it was like when British people were still alive?”

Her preschool had missed a few steps in explaining the 1997 handover, and she thought Brits went extinct like dinosaurs.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Worrying ahead of time about having to have meetings in French and then realizing when it comes down to it that I have been here for multiple years now and do in fact speak and understand French because I use it every day.
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
It’s insane how much traction conspiracy theories get on here. The state of political discourse on here is really bad on epistemological grounds.

The discourse has somehow absorbed stories of elite baby-eating, of everything being false flags and distractions, and more. Finally, liberal QAnon.
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Homie’s got them stick legs for scampering.
a warm welcome to galahadosuchus, a small crocodylomorph from late triassic england 🐊 the holotype was previously referred to terrestrisuchus, but bodenham et al. redescribe it as a separate taxon in their #openacess paper
anatomypubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
www.kptv.com/2026/02/11/1...

Once again the Paisley Caves serving that good shit (except not the literal shit this time) from the human inhabitants of the lacustrine environment of Pleistocene Central Oregon.
12,000-year-old woven items found in Oregon cave may be among oldest clothing ever found
An archaeologist says a woven item discovered in an Oregon cave and dated to about 12,000 years ago may be one of the oldest known examples of clothing or footwear in the world.
www.kptv.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 AM
What a legend.
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Kid I tutor was like, “our social studies homework is about the Pu… uh… Punic Wars or something and the rise of Rome. Do you know about that?”

The spirit of Mars came upon me and I promptly embodied the most important male stereotype as I gave him the whole review run-down right there.
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
OK, they emailed me and now it’s in five minutes. 🫡
In Jacob job quest news, I had an online interview scheduled today in which I went to the link they sent and nobody showed up to interview the entire time I sat there.

I emailed to ask if I could do it another time. I stayed home for this.

I hope y’all are having less frustrating days.
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Thanks for the draft feature, Bluesky, but I can’t use it because it conflicts with my use of this website for dropping poorly conceived stream-of-consciousness posts that marry whatever my current academic hyperfixation is with necrosis-inducing zoomer brainrot energy immediately when I have ideas.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
In Jacob job quest news, I had an online interview scheduled today in which I went to the link they sent and nobody showed up to interview the entire time I sat there.

I emailed to ask if I could do it another time. I stayed home for this.

I hope y’all are having less frustrating days.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Happy Darwin Day, y’all.

May the Darwin Day Finch come down your chimney with many a gift of adaptive feeding strategies, differential reproductive success, intraspecific sexual selection, and more.

If you haven’t been very fit this year, you’ll get barnacles.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Take me back. 🥺
Me in the Permian enjoying the sound of buzzing insects and smelling the ginkgoes because birds and flowers haven’t evolved yet

(Art by Karen Carr)
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Still excited about Stoat as a rising Discord competitor but I think these fatal flaws will keep our communities from moving there right now:

1. No pinging roles or everyone.

2. Mobile app is reliant on very modern systems with no plans to make it work for older iOS.
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
What a man-child.
For people outside of paleontology:

This senior paleontologist, who married a 19-year-old, visited a convicted pedophile in 2012 & 2016. Is beefing over a conference argument from 13 years ago, angry because he was banned from a family-friendly event across the Atlantic. The level of petty.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
In researching The Course of Empire series, the political dimensions and impacts of the paintings are really interesting, especially as they criticized Jacksonian expansionism.

Here’s (soon-to-be) Supreme Court Justice Levi Woodbury suggesting the US was immune to decline in response.
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Do you ever just think you were born in the wrong generation?

Born to be a member of the North African Neolithic Kiffian culture (7700-6200 BC) in the African Humid Period, forced to exist in the age of credit card debt.

Who wants to fashion fishing spears by the shores of Lake Mega-Chad again?
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Since I posted this I made a Stoat server.

Mostly learning how to use it right now but I set up a little server with channels for history and science discussion, language-learning, news following, and the like. Come pop by if you want.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’m not personally gonna leave Discord. The communities I’ve built there are too established.

But fellow moderators and I are looking at Stoat to add an alternative platform for accessibility.

Unfortunately seems like their small team is swamped by the sudden amount of traffic.
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 AM