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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it. Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025. Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect. Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer. Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · Aug 20

Wonder what they've replaced it with?

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 24m

Can we not just go back to punching them like in the old days?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2h

I've basically given up on YouTube now for anything other than music.

I like to think I'm pretty savvy with this stuff but it's now genuinely impossible to spot a lot of the AI slop b/c it's become so convincing.

It's truly dangerous now.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 11h

Schoolboy error. 😂

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 11h

Again you mean?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 11h

I run a Boss Widdly pedal through an Orange AD30 & a Crush Pro 412 cab.

Instant Joe Satriani. 🤪

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 12h

Careful with the Batshit there.

I got mobbed by a load of militant neurodivergent types on here the other week & was told I was "enabling Fascism" by using that word.

(Seriously - I'll link the exchange if anyone's interested. It was certainly "interesting"...)

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 13h

When did we elect a Fascist (twice) then?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 13h

Does this daft, syphilitic old cunt know how missiles work?

Fucking prick.

Dave -Part time Spanish resident.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 14h

I know you think everything's brilliant in your mid-20s, but this one really was.

Massively underrated band in my opinion.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzkP...

Shed Seven - Going For Gold

YouTube video by ShedSevenVEVO

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 15h

And it'll be the same with the Greens.

There's a finite number of politically-engaged left-leaning people in this country & it's nowhere near enough to move the dial.

Pandering to racists is easy.

Convincing them that they're wrong & should vote differently is functionally impossible.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 15h

Turns out I was looking at "gap 0" which doesn't have an option to reply.

So that's me failed & getting deported then.

Woo hoo!

Bring it on.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 16h

Sorry, but if it thinks "others" is the correct answer for the first gap, the whole thing's clearly bollocks.

It's not hard; it's wrong.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 16h

Back then I had a claret & blue one which was odd, living in Bolton, & being neither a West Ham or Burnley fan...

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 17h

Those will always remain *the* coolest Adidas t-shirts though.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 17h

5 Billion unemployed when the Tech Bros replace us all with AI?

Hmmm...that could end badly for them.

Sort of "on the wrong end of a pointy stick" badly.

Probably safer to cut the angry mob down a bit by making them all susceptible to formerly eradicated diseases which used to kill people.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

Interpretation 4 - He's a borderline illiterate narcissist with a sub-100 IQ who just blurts out the first random thought that pops into his empty head.

There's no point looker for deeper meaning where none exists.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

Well, you probably shouldn't.

She's a far-right racist lunatic.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

In which Dr Sexy-Hair finally jumps the shark.

Fucking Canada in the EU....

Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 5d

👏👏👏 Greenland to join the EU alongside Iceland & Canada please. 🙏

🇬🇱 🇮🇸 🇨🇦 🇪🇺

European Parliament @europarl.europa.eu · 6d

"Greenland needs the European Union, and the European Union needs Greenland." 🇬🇱🤝🇪🇺

Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen spoke at the European Parliament today, emphasising the potential of broader and stronger cooperation with the EU.

Read more: link.europa.eu/wwffTf

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely, I think par of the problem is the way they pronounce it.

An-tee-fah.

Antifash would've been a far better moniker.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

Not very subtle, is it?

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

IQ tests in polling stations.

<90 - no votey for you.

HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

I utterly despise all things AI, but if we could somehow restrict its use to stuff like this, my attitude may soften.

www.youtube.com/shorts/pcpAp...

BOBB ROSS VS MR. ROGERS TILL THE DEATH WWF #viral

YouTube video by RED PILL RAGE CHANNEL

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

I'll put good money on her now being married to some bloke called Seb or Maximillian who "warks in The City, yeah..?"

2 kids, both been to private school.

Drives a Wank Panzer to Waitrose 3 times a week.

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 1d

Trump, speaking in the Israeli parliament, boasts about the weapons the U.S. has provided and says "you obviously used them very well."
An estimated 20,000 children have died in the war in Gaza.

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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 1d

Let's have a little dance, shall we..?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXi...

Pete Wylie [ The Day That Margaret Thatcher Dies! ]

YouTube video by RadioWah