HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Pinned
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
It won't be the Yanks who investigate all this.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
"winningest" is not a fucking word.
News: Legendary Nicola Pietrangeli passes away at 92 years of age. He was the greatest Italian player in history until the last couple of years when Sinner started breaking his records. Was the captain for Italy's 1976 Davis Cup winning team.
www.espn.com/tennis/story...
www.espn.com/tennis/story...
Italian tennis champ Pietrangeli dies at age 92
Nicola Pietrangeli, the winningest Davis Cup player of all time and most accomplished Italian tennis player before Jannik Sinner, has died at the age of 92.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"winningest" is not a fucking word.
My butty bag thingy was looking a bit grubby, so I stuck it in the washer & then bunged it in the dryer with the rest of the washing.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My butty bag thingy was looking a bit grubby, so I stuck it in the washer & then bunged it in the dryer with the rest of the washing.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Batch-cooking sauce for pasta dishes.
Kitchen smells ace.
Kitchen smells ace.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Batch-cooking sauce for pasta dishes.
Kitchen smells ace.
Kitchen smells ace.
Humble-brag twat time.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Humble-brag twat time.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
The best thing about Thanksgiving on here is, we're 5 hours ahead of the US & we'll all be going to bed soon, so we won't have to wade through the majority of the pointless drivel about it.
Stuff that up your turkey.
Stuff that up your turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The best thing about Thanksgiving on here is, we're 5 hours ahead of the US & we'll all be going to bed soon, so we won't have to wade through the majority of the pointless drivel about it.
Stuff that up your turkey.
Stuff that up your turkey.
Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP is reporting.
Two National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP sources say
Two National Guard soldiers have been shot near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to two law enforcement officials not authorized to discuss the matter publicly ...
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Pointless waste of time and effort.
When will people realise that this performative shite achieves nothing?
If Labour were going to do it, they'd have done it already.
But seeing as they're up to their necks in it too...it ain't happening.
When will people realise that this performative shite achieves nothing?
If Labour were going to do it, they'd have done it already.
But seeing as they're up to their necks in it too...it ain't happening.
🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 55,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Pointless waste of time and effort.
When will people realise that this performative shite achieves nothing?
If Labour were going to do it, they'd have done it already.
But seeing as they're up to their necks in it too...it ain't happening.
When will people realise that this performative shite achieves nothing?
If Labour were going to do it, they'd have done it already.
But seeing as they're up to their necks in it too...it ain't happening.
Anybody else re-watching the last episode of #StrangerThings Season 4 ahead of the new stuff coming out?
I'd forgotten that it was nearly two & a half hours long.
Plenty of "Who the fuck's that one?" but worth it just to see Eddie's Metallica shred again.
I'd forgotten that it was nearly two & a half hours long.
Plenty of "Who the fuck's that one?" but worth it just to see Eddie's Metallica shred again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Anybody else re-watching the last episode of #StrangerThings Season 4 ahead of the new stuff coming out?
I'd forgotten that it was nearly two & a half hours long.
Plenty of "Who the fuck's that one?" but worth it just to see Eddie's Metallica shred again.
I'd forgotten that it was nearly two & a half hours long.
Plenty of "Who the fuck's that one?" but worth it just to see Eddie's Metallica shred again.
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
Whatever the fuck this is, there should be rules (& probably laws) in place to prevent people calling it "beer."
Having Thanksgiving with my wife’s family today. Starting the beers early!
UFPHO - Clag Brewing Company
First time trying anything from Clag and I’m very impressed!
Just a great beer here. Perfect way to start the day🍻
#bskybeer
UFPHO - Clag Brewing Company
First time trying anything from Clag and I’m very impressed!
Just a great beer here. Perfect way to start the day🍻
#bskybeer
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whatever the fuck this is, there should be rules (& probably laws) in place to prevent people calling it "beer."
*Really* disappointing that the only Yank I've ever seen use "could / couldn't care less" correctly is this orange fucking idiot.
Trump appears to be telling Americans that prices are about to skyrocket.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
*Really* disappointing that the only Yank I've ever seen use "could / couldn't care less" correctly is this orange fucking idiot.
Just been offered a new job & turned it down, so that's how my Monday's going so far.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just been offered a new job & turned it down, so that's how my Monday's going so far.
She'll just go "I don't want to talk anymore (she's revealealed fuck-all already) & the SCOTUS will no doubt agree.
And she'll walk free.
And access the millions that her dead husband buried in various trusts.
Land of The Free & Home of the Brave my arse.
Tin pot joke country.
And she'll walk free.
And access the millions that her dead husband buried in various trusts.
Land of The Free & Home of the Brave my arse.
Tin pot joke country.
“Plead the Fifth” regarding what??
Maxwell has exhausted her appellate process. SCOTUS has rejected her.
Regardless, she lied with Todd Blanche so her credibility is dogshit unless you get someone like former AUSA Maurene Comey in there to question her.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Maxwell has exhausted her appellate process. SCOTUS has rejected her.
Regardless, she lied with Todd Blanche so her credibility is dogshit unless you get someone like former AUSA Maurene Comey in there to question her.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She'll just go "I don't want to talk anymore (she's revealealed fuck-all already) & the SCOTUS will no doubt agree.
And she'll walk free.
And access the millions that her dead husband buried in various trusts.
Land of The Free & Home of the Brave my arse.
Tin pot joke country.
And she'll walk free.
And access the millions that her dead husband buried in various trusts.
Land of The Free & Home of the Brave my arse.
Tin pot joke country.
It'll be rats next.
Hipser twats.
Hipser twats.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It'll be rats next.
Hipser twats.
Hipser twats.
It won't be the Yanks who investigate all this.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It won't be the Yanks who investigate all this.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
This is a no doubt well-intentioned post but it comes across as creepy as fuck.
Read to your kids 📖
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is a no doubt well-intentioned post but it comes across as creepy as fuck.
Just nipped outside & it's so foggy, I'm pretty certain I saw the arse end of an urchin dressed in rags disappearing up a chimney.
Cor blimey..!
Cor blimey..!
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just nipped outside & it's so foggy, I'm pretty certain I saw the arse end of an urchin dressed in rags disappearing up a chimney.
Cor blimey..!
Cor blimey..!
@yakhunt.net's flogging his lung juice.
I'm bubbling him to HMRC b/c there's no way he'll have declared it.
I'm bubbling him to HMRC b/c there's no way he'll have declared it.
First beer of Saturday is this extremely gluggable affair from @lostandgrounded.bsky.social Hoppy Saturday Gang 🍻👊🏻
#Beer #BskyBeer #CraftAle 🍺
#Beer #BskyBeer #CraftAle 🍺
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@yakhunt.net's flogging his lung juice.
I'm bubbling him to HMRC b/c there's no way he'll have declared it.
I'm bubbling him to HMRC b/c there's no way he'll have declared it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@markhtz.bsky.social Why have you suddenly followed me?
If I wanted to see pics of a small penis, I'd shove my phone down my shreddies.
What gives?
If I wanted to see pics of a small penis, I'd shove my phone down my shreddies.
What gives?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@markhtz.bsky.social Why have you suddenly followed me?
If I wanted to see pics of a small penis, I'd shove my phone down my shreddies.
What gives?
If I wanted to see pics of a small penis, I'd shove my phone down my shreddies.
What gives?
Whatever the fuck this is has just followed me.
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Whatever the fuck this is has just followed me.
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just flicked over to Burnley Vs Chelsea & literally 5 seconds in, some Chelsea cunt goes down after a heavy tackle & then rolls round in apparent agony for 5 minutes.
Then miraculously, he's up again & runing round like a Springer Spaniel.
*This* is why I've largely fucked it all off.
Then miraculously, he's up again & runing round like a Springer Spaniel.
*This* is why I've largely fucked it all off.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just flicked over to Burnley Vs Chelsea & literally 5 seconds in, some Chelsea cunt goes down after a heavy tackle & then rolls round in apparent agony for 5 minutes.
Then miraculously, he's up again & runing round like a Springer Spaniel.
*This* is why I've largely fucked it all off.
Then miraculously, he's up again & runing round like a Springer Spaniel.
*This* is why I've largely fucked it all off.