HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Early-onset middle-age.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Early-onset middle-age.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
It got me when I got to about 35.
All downhill from here, pal.
Some woeful officiating didn't help either.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Some woeful officiating didn't help either.
Yeah, and that prick got away with it too...
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yeah, and that prick got away with it too...
As I said, then...not a real word. 😜
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As I said, then...not a real word. 😜
If your team's 2 & 9 and you see the Safeties & Corners doing an obviously pre-coordinated dance after one of them intercepts a pass, it's fair enough to get annoyed & question if they should be focusing less on the celebrations & more on the actual football in practice.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If your team's 2 & 9 and you see the Safeties & Corners doing an obviously pre-coordinated dance after one of them intercepts a pass, it's fair enough to get annoyed & question if they should be focusing less on the celebrations & more on the actual football in practice.
The problem is though, half the time you don't know it'll be the Evri Clown Car Elves delivering your item until *after* you receive the purchase confirmation.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The problem is though, half the time you don't know it'll be the Evri Clown Car Elves delivering your item until *after* you receive the purchase confirmation.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
I would never knowingly buy anything from a vendor who used them.
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
@guypratt.bsky.social - I think he's talking about you, pal. 😜
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@guypratt.bsky.social - I think he's talking about you, pal. 😜
Congratulations to you both, mate.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Congratulations to you both, mate.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
You both look great in that pic & the pride & joy both shine through.
Where's his snorkel?
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Where's his snorkel?
GIGO...a phenomenon as old as the hills & just as relevant today as it's always been.
(If not more so, actually.)
(If not more so, actually.)
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
GIGO...a phenomenon as old as the hills & just as relevant today as it's always been.
(If not more so, actually.)
(If not more so, actually.)
No more holes in the boats.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No more holes in the boats.
Kick the baby, Ike..!
a cartoon character from south park sitting on the ground
ALT: a cartoon character from south park sitting on the ground
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Kick the baby, Ike..!
Did an #ACOTAR Lucien cosplay as a last second thing today. I think this is just "the fit" from now on.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i don’t think i’ve ever had “fresh” cranberry sauce. and i don’t really have the desire….
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
JC: "So what are we going to call it?"
ZS: "Your Party."
JC: "My party? Great!"
ZS: "No, it's Your Party."
JC: "Yeah, that's what I said...my party."
ZS: "No, not like that...it's Your Party."
JC: "So it *is* my party?"
ZS: "FFS..."
1970s style sitcom hilarity ensues for another 28 minutes.
ZS: "Your Party."
JC: "My party? Great!"
ZS: "No, it's Your Party."
JC: "Yeah, that's what I said...my party."
ZS: "No, not like that...it's Your Party."
JC: "So it *is* my party?"
ZS: "FFS..."
1970s style sitcom hilarity ensues for another 28 minutes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
JC: "So what are we going to call it?"
ZS: "Your Party."
JC: "My party? Great!"
ZS: "No, it's Your Party."
JC: "Yeah, that's what I said...my party."
ZS: "No, not like that...it's Your Party."
JC: "So it *is* my party?"
ZS: "FFS..."
1970s style sitcom hilarity ensues for another 28 minutes.
ZS: "Your Party."
JC: "My party? Great!"
ZS: "No, it's Your Party."
JC: "Yeah, that's what I said...my party."
ZS: "No, not like that...it's Your Party."
JC: "So it *is* my party?"
ZS: "FFS..."
1970s style sitcom hilarity ensues for another 28 minutes.
Urban myth?
A lad in my class had a second cousin whose aunty worked with a bloke whose sister knew a girl who went out with a lad whose dad worked for the record company.
It definitely happened.
A lad in my class had a second cousin whose aunty worked with a bloke whose sister knew a girl who went out with a lad whose dad worked for the record company.
It definitely happened.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Urban myth?
A lad in my class had a second cousin whose aunty worked with a bloke whose sister knew a girl who went out with a lad whose dad worked for the record company.
It definitely happened.
A lad in my class had a second cousin whose aunty worked with a bloke whose sister knew a girl who went out with a lad whose dad worked for the record company.
It definitely happened.
It's never too late...😉
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It's never too late...😉
The CEO of Salesforce?
Like that's a good thing?
I had to use that shite for 4 long years & it was definitely *the* worst software package I've ever had the misfortune to come across.
As if it was designed to actually piss users off.
Absolute wank.
Like that's a good thing?
I had to use that shite for 4 long years & it was definitely *the* worst software package I've ever had the misfortune to come across.
As if it was designed to actually piss users off.
Absolute wank.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The CEO of Salesforce?
Like that's a good thing?
I had to use that shite for 4 long years & it was definitely *the* worst software package I've ever had the misfortune to come across.
As if it was designed to actually piss users off.
Absolute wank.
Like that's a good thing?
I had to use that shite for 4 long years & it was definitely *the* worst software package I've ever had the misfortune to come across.
As if it was designed to actually piss users off.
Absolute wank.
It's a weird choice of wording anyway, seeing as Salesforce is fucking shit & noboby who uses it would see that & think "Oh, that guy...I'll *definitely* tune in now."
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's a weird choice of wording anyway, seeing as Salesforce is fucking shit & noboby who uses it would see that & think "Oh, that guy...I'll *definitely* tune in now."
Fancy a small wager for charity?
20 quid & the winner picks a good cause.
20 quid & the winner picks a good cause.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fancy a small wager for charity?
20 quid & the winner picks a good cause.
20 quid & the winner picks a good cause.
And then what..?
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And then what..?
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
That's why it won't happen.
Ever.
Ever.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That's why it won't happen.
Ever.
Ever.