HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Here's Humph when he was 10 weeks old.
Uncanny...
Uncanny...
My butty bag thingy was looking a bit grubby, so I stuck it in the washer & then bunged it in the dryer with the rest of the washing.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My butty bag thingy was looking a bit grubby, so I stuck it in the washer & then bunged it in the dryer with the rest of the washing.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
Look how clean it's come out.
Completely melted to fuck, but spotless.
Batch-cooking sauce for pasta dishes.
Kitchen smells ace.
Kitchen smells ace.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Batch-cooking sauce for pasta dishes.
Kitchen smells ace.
Kitchen smells ace.
Humble-brag twat time.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Humble-brag twat time.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
The renovations to the front of the house are coming along nicely.
With a bit of luck, we'll be over in #Andalusia permanently this time next year.
Adios, Normal Island...you can keep your racist flag-shaggers, we're off.
I'm assuming "Sheese" is a contraction of "shit" and "cheese."
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm assuming "Sheese" is a contraction of "shit" and "cheese."
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
I feel completely safe & comfortable with the prospect of it running pretty much every aspect of our daily lives in the very near future.
100%
Whatever the fuck this is has just followed me.
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Whatever the fuck this is has just followed me.
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
Instant block or tell it to fuck off first?
We fly from Manchester airport 4 or 5 times a year & every time, I try & park the car in the same spot so I can do this.
I'm 55.
I'm 55.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
We fly from Manchester airport 4 or 5 times a year & every time, I try & park the car in the same spot so I can do this.
I'm 55.
I'm 55.
In an homage to Jack & Vera, we've decided to add some stone cladding to the front of the house.
Not bad progress for one day's work & it still all needs grouting & the floor tiles need replacing but we're happy so far.
Not bad progress for one day's work & it still all needs grouting & the floor tiles need replacing but we're happy so far.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
In an homage to Jack & Vera, we've decided to add some stone cladding to the front of the house.
Not bad progress for one day's work & it still all needs grouting & the floor tiles need replacing but we're happy so far.
Not bad progress for one day's work & it still all needs grouting & the floor tiles need replacing but we're happy so far.
Andalucia, southern Spain 5 weeks ago.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Andalucia, southern Spain 5 weeks ago.
I politely asked Slaphead here how Labour aping Reform's policies & talking points was going to "pull back the centre ground from the extreme right" but instead of responding, the bald cunt blocked me.
Deep thinker, clearly.
Deep thinker, clearly.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I politely asked Slaphead here how Labour aping Reform's policies & talking points was going to "pull back the centre ground from the extreme right" but instead of responding, the bald cunt blocked me.
Deep thinker, clearly.
Deep thinker, clearly.
"Oh no...what a terrible shame."
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Oh no...what a terrible shame."
It's ok, but it's nowhere near asgood as this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's ok, but it's nowhere near asgood as this.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
I'll just leave this here...
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'll just leave this here...
We both know that if he went after LBC, you'd rock up to the studio the next day wearing a MAGA hat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We both know that if he went after LBC, you'd rock up to the studio the next day wearing a MAGA hat.
"That tree looks nice..." thought Pauline, "That'll do nicely."
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"That tree looks nice..." thought Pauline, "That'll do nicely."
Black Peas served the traditional way.
Yes...I am northern as fuck.
Yes...I am northern as fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Black Peas served the traditional way.
Yes...I am northern as fuck.
Yes...I am northern as fuck.
The absolute brass neck on this cunt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The absolute brass neck on this cunt.
I'm certainly no expert but I am a smug twat & you can see about a mllion off our roof.
Hope that helps. 👍
Hope that helps. 👍
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm certainly no expert but I am a smug twat & you can see about a mllion off our roof.
Hope that helps. 👍
Hope that helps. 👍
Does this sound familiar to anyone?
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Does this sound familiar to anyone?
