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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 56m

Imagine the first shag. If he did it wrong, she's on the phone to her brothers to come and kick his head in.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 57m

Fanny throat bellwhiff.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 1h

Bit extreme. You could have just paid for the damage, cheaper in the long run and you wouldn't be married to an overreacting, threatening nightmare.

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1h

Accidentally hit the car next to me with my trolley when unloading in a supermarket car park. The woman who owned the car wasn't happy. Began yelling at me about the tiny, barely visible scratch, threatened to send her brothers after me if I didn't pay, etc. Anyway, married her.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 1h

Nobody likes a show off.

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 2h

Clarette Goodhead
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Staffordshire teacher regrets not moving to Australia sooner

Teacher Clarette Goodhead started a new life in Australia after deciding England was not for her.

www.bbc.com

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 1h

Nobody likes a show off.

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 2h

Felta Cocke

New York, New York Passenger and Crew Lists, 1909, 1925-1958

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 3h

My inside leg is 33" I used to be 5' 9" but my spine is crumbly so I'm shrinking.

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 3h

What ceasefire?

Al Jazeera tweet:

@AJENews • 4h
BREAKING: Our colleagues on the ground are reporting that Israeli tanks fired at Palestinians in the town of Bani Suhaila and the Sheikh Nasser neighbourhood, east of Khan Younis.
LIVE updates: aje.io/zyn1zz?update=...

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 3h

But that would dispel their propaganda. And then what would the miserable, entitled old gits froth and rage at?

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 7h

NHS for pets, please.

Vets should be made to publish prices, competition watchdog says

Vet prices have risen at nearly twice the rate of inflation, the Competition and Markets Authority found.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah that's the problem, I don't absorb nutrients properly. Falling to bits! X

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I'm totally oblivious in general but even I could see that was AI. Who said that to make mistakes was human, but to fuck things up completely you need a computer?

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

He went to the farm shop and came back with that and cow liver. Basically the bits of the cow left over that nobody else wanted. Fortunately, I love liver and kidney.

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Paul Abbott @pablovich.bsky.social · 6h

Stop having unhinged opinions. Please ensure your opinions are fully hinged.

Then leave them in your opinion shed.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

Himself got a cow's kidney. It was about the size of a rugby ball. I've flung it in the slow cooker with some braising steak.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I do not understand the question but I wish you well in your endeavours.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I suppose the kids could learn that AI is absolute dogshit.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

Water availeabity 👀 is this AI slop? And these people are teaching our children? 🤦‍♀️

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 8h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I used to have those but they suddenly decided I didn't need them anymore. I have ulcerative colitis which is an autoimmune thing, I reckon it's zero serum rheumatoid arthritis, test is negative but mum and brother both have it, so I think it just doesn't show up in me. Typically 🙄

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 8h

They are cute but we can't keep them. It's too expensive.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

TomTom will let you do anything to him, he's really stupid. Those two are the kittens of the stray we took in. She's got four more now because the daughter is terribly irresponsible. Getting her done asap when she's stopped feeding them. Do you want a kitten? 😭