Jenerally Feckless
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'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
I ordered a little nest of tables without looking at the dimensions and they are huge. About three times the size I thought they were. I'm an idiot.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I ordered a little nest of tables without looking at the dimensions and they are huge. About three times the size I thought they were. I'm an idiot.
Proper nutnut behaviour.
A woman who tried to frame her partner’s former girlfriend by sending herself abusive messages has been jailed for almost two years wp.me/p8Mk4U-19JL
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Proper nutnut behaviour.
Seen more than once
Rod Stewart
The Who
The Animals
Chuck Berry
Gary Moore
Rod Stewart
The Who
The Animals
Chuck Berry
Gary Moore
The "bands you've seen more than once" thing has Himself listing loads that I've never seen at all. I wasn't there, dude!
Mine, excluding local ones and alphabetically:
Asian Dub Foundation
Bob Vylan
Lacuna Coil
Ozric Tentacles
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Zappa Plays Zappa
Can add Jinjer in soon.
Mine, excluding local ones and alphabetically:
Asian Dub Foundation
Bob Vylan
Lacuna Coil
Ozric Tentacles
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Zappa Plays Zappa
Can add Jinjer in soon.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Seen more than once
Rod Stewart
The Who
The Animals
Chuck Berry
Gary Moore
Rod Stewart
The Who
The Animals
Chuck Berry
Gary Moore
I'm watching Dr Who. I quite like it but himself doesn't so it's a win win.
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm watching Dr Who. I quite like it but himself doesn't so it's a win win.
I got some sheep cheese with truffle in the Aldi and it is orgasmic. Update your spreadsheets.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I got some sheep cheese with truffle in the Aldi and it is orgasmic. Update your spreadsheets.
Snooker!? Fucking snooker on BBC4 on a Saturday night? Jesus Christ. That was the only channel that didn't show mindless drivel on Saturdays and now it's fucking snooker!! Wankers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Snooker!? Fucking snooker on BBC4 on a Saturday night? Jesus Christ. That was the only channel that didn't show mindless drivel on Saturdays and now it's fucking snooker!! Wankers.
Technique over size every time.
Blokes with massive cocks make the worst lovers. They just think their titanic todger is 80% of the pleasure for us. It's not and it actually uncomfortable. And yes, Steve, I'm talking about you.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Technique over size every time.
It's going well then. Is this all just a clever ploy to get the disillusioned Labour voters to go Green? I hope so and I hope it works.
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn has declined to say his Your Party co-founder Zarah Sultana is a friend as supporters of the new grouping gather in Liverpool.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's going well then. Is this all just a clever ploy to get the disillusioned Labour voters to go Green? I hope so and I hope it works.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mini 1000 automatic
Ford escort mk3
Ford escort Mk7 estate
Nissan Serena
Renault Grand Scenic
Mini 1000 automatic
Ford escort mk3
Ford escort Mk7 estate
Nissan Serena
Renault Grand Scenic
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Hillman Avenger Estate (wood panelling, big skinny steering wheel, rusty, beautiful)
Vauxhall Chevette (rusty, ugly, but free)
Ford Escort, very old style
Ford Moneo in bright purple and my first brand new (company) car
Ford Ka old style
Ford Focus est
Hillman Avenger Estate (wood panelling, big skinny steering wheel, rusty, beautiful)
Vauxhall Chevette (rusty, ugly, but free)
Ford Escort, very old style
Ford Moneo in bright purple and my first brand new (company) car
Ford Ka old style
Ford Focus est
Introduce yourself with five cars you’ve owned
Gold Renault 9 (looked like something a kid would draw)
Red Ford Fiesta (Cherry)
Lilac Toyota Starlet
Red Mini Cooper (PJ)
Orange Mini Cooper
(Veuve Cliq-car)
Honourable mention: my stepmum’s yellow Mini metro, called Westwood cos the reg read HO!
Gold Renault 9 (looked like something a kid would draw)
Red Ford Fiesta (Cherry)
Lilac Toyota Starlet
Red Mini Cooper (PJ)
Orange Mini Cooper
(Veuve Cliq-car)
Honourable mention: my stepmum’s yellow Mini metro, called Westwood cos the reg read HO!
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mini 1000 automatic
Ford escort mk3
Ford escort Mk7 estate
Nissan Serena
Renault Grand Scenic
Mini 1000 automatic
Ford escort mk3
Ford escort Mk7 estate
Nissan Serena
Renault Grand Scenic
Himself has gone to work today. Peace. Lovely. Plans are: nice relaxing bath, take mother and the kids to a Christmas fair (I love a tombola) and then humping furniture around, putting up curtains, re-stacking the bookshelves etc. I shall have a liveable front parlour at last! Hurrah!
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Himself has gone to work today. Peace. Lovely. Plans are: nice relaxing bath, take mother and the kids to a Christmas fair (I love a tombola) and then humping furniture around, putting up curtains, re-stacking the bookshelves etc. I shall have a liveable front parlour at last! Hurrah!
I've always wanted a proper library with one of those ladders on wheels and beautiful wainscoting on the walls, an oxblood winged back chair and a real fire and crystal decanters. A secret door would be the cherry on top. I don't want much, do I?
We love a secret doorway.
📷The secret door in the Library at Osterley, London by John Hammond
📷The secret door in the Library at Osterley, London by John Hammond
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I've always wanted a proper library with one of those ladders on wheels and beautiful wainscoting on the walls, an oxblood winged back chair and a real fire and crystal decanters. A secret door would be the cherry on top. I don't want much, do I?
As if it wasn't bad enough that Evri have my parcel, Yodel have my other parcel. Will I ever actually get to meet my side table in person? Who knows 😩
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
As if it wasn't bad enough that Evri have my parcel, Yodel have my other parcel. Will I ever actually get to meet my side table in person? Who knows 😩
My husband says only paedos like bald ones.
The rise of the hairless beaver is troubling. It's an infantilisation of the female form and we should normalise having a trawlerman's jumper again.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My husband says only paedos like bald ones.
I'M RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING
“Didn’t fuck Martian. Honest!”
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I'M RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING
I had a pocket telly. Colour one though, later than this. I remember watching EastEnders on the bus.
#Christmas 1985: Computers & Accessories and Electronics from Dixons
(+Spectrum 'Plus' Complete Home Computer Outfit; Sinclair QL; Spectrum Compatible Printer; Spectra-Video Joystick with Interface; Datacoder; and Amazing Flat-Screen TV)
(+Spectrum 'Plus' Complete Home Computer Outfit; Sinclair QL; Spectrum Compatible Printer; Spectra-Video Joystick with Interface; Datacoder; and Amazing Flat-Screen TV)
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I had a pocket telly. Colour one though, later than this. I remember watching EastEnders on the bus.
I've scoffed a medicinal pancake roll and I feel a bit better so I'm having a vintage cider, just to check if I'm still going to throw up or not.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've scoffed a medicinal pancake roll and I feel a bit better so I'm having a vintage cider, just to check if I'm still going to throw up or not.
I've been all over the internet and I can't find a single lamp that I like and am willing to pay the asking price for. I'll just light a candle, fed up looking now.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've been all over the internet and I can't find a single lamp that I like and am willing to pay the asking price for. I'll just light a candle, fed up looking now.
I had to have codeine and now I feel all vommy. Don't even want my longed for Friday wine. Might go to bed with a Horlicks and the sick bowl. Rock n roll Friday night
*sobs*
*sobs*
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had to have codeine and now I feel all vommy. Don't even want my longed for Friday wine. Might go to bed with a Horlicks and the sick bowl. Rock n roll Friday night
*sobs*
*sobs*
This must be an exhausting, inconvenient way to live. Taking the kids to school? Bus driver uniform. Your kid is sick? Nurse uniform. Cooking the dinner? Checked trousers. Bit of DIY? Hardhat, hi-viz and arse crack out.
If I can't do a task, I put on a costume of a person who can do a task. I can't clean my kitchen, but the tavern wench who pours the grog can.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This must be an exhausting, inconvenient way to live. Taking the kids to school? Bus driver uniform. Your kid is sick? Nurse uniform. Cooking the dinner? Checked trousers. Bit of DIY? Hardhat, hi-viz and arse crack out.
Some delightful news to cheer up your Friday. Lovely stuff.
Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Some delightful news to cheer up your Friday. Lovely stuff.
Reposted by Jenerally Feckless
Rich teas are a crime against humanity. Who hurt him so bad that he's eating those?
Biscuit tins that won't accommodate a full pack of rich tea biscuits in their wrapper without having to cut the pack in half are a crime against humanity.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Rich teas are a crime against humanity. Who hurt him so bad that he's eating those?
Last payday before Christmas. It's carnage out there.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Last payday before Christmas. It's carnage out there.
I want a floor lamp for the front parlour but all the ones I like are hundreds of pounds. I don't buy anything that costs more than fifty quid because if the pets don't break it, the kids do. I'm not allowed anything nice 😔
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I want a floor lamp for the front parlour but all the ones I like are hundreds of pounds. I don't buy anything that costs more than fifty quid because if the pets don't break it, the kids do. I'm not allowed anything nice 😔