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With dishonor and hypocrisy, we will safeguard white supremacy. #WeAreDHS Parody
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 1d
ICE is…
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 11h
Just to be very clear, according to MAGA fascist republicans, there’s no money to make healthcare affordable for Americans yet there’s enough money for the orange felon to send $40B to Argentina’s authoritarian and money to build his trashy $250M ballroom. I hate them.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 21h
This AWS Outage is proving it may not be the best idea for us to rely on a few tech monopolies and their billionaire founders to control the core infrastructure of the internet.

While it’s top of mind, cancel your Amazon Prime. Let’s kick em’ while they’re down, literally.
Amazon DNS outage breaks much of the internet | TechCrunch
The outage affected websites like Coinbase and Fortnite, and disrupted services like Signal, Zoom and Amazon's own products, including Ring.
techcrunch.com
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 4h
Let us show you our favorite story from the Bible

Here is the story of Jesus and the parable of hypocrisy. Enjoy!
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 4h
Now announcing the ICE Clown Show!

Coming soon to Amazon Prime
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 5h
AIPAC x FARA

A match made in Heaven
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19h
Boycott Spotify, pass it on.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h
It was an honor to join Metro IAF's Accountability Assembly in Queens yesterday, and to stand in solidarity and partnership with so many leaders as we push the city we love forward with our dignity and affordability agenda.
Zohran standing on stage at an auditorium with a group of leaders from Metro IAF.
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 4h
It’s bring your Pet to work day at the White House!
The president and his pet Dementia Don
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 5h
@fetterman.senate.gov
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 5h
On it! 🫡
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 5h
Good corporate stooge

Conform for Daddy
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 8h
Universities are finally learning frogs together strong.
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 5h
Announcing our next partnership, we will be launching a line of maga toys!

Coming soon: Trump diaper baby doll

It really shits itself!
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 7h
How to join ICE

See steps below
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 11h
The truth is, Social Security hasn’t missed a payment in 90 years.

The lies about Social Security are proven wrong every time we make a contribution or receive our earned benefits.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 9h
So what’s next?
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 12h
Fine! You guys can have the government back

But only if @governor.ca.gov stops with his obnoxious tweets
governor.ca.gov Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 12h
Donald Trump's government shutdown is devastating working people, small business owners, and families.

To help impacted federal workers, we're making it easier to report the information required to receive unemployment benefits payments.
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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 12h
Efficiency will increase once our new ergonomic rubber stamps come in

www.statnews.com/pharmalot/20...
FDA review of drugs is slowing while application delays are growing, analysis finds
The upheaval at the FDA appears to be taking a toll on the pharmaceutical industry, according to a new analysis of key agency metrics.
www.statnews.com
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🎃🪦 BLOODSUGARSETHMASKET 🪦🎃 @smotus.bsky.social · 16h
This is a hell of a way to learn that Amazon runs everything
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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 12h
A look at our process

Remember we’re not Nazis!
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LOGICALDOG💙 @logicaldog.bsky.social · 16h
I must say the stupidest thread I’ve EVER SEEN on BS is about George Soros. Imbeciles: NOBODY WAS PAID
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 16h
Early voting for Texas' November election begins today, Oct. 20.

Here’s what you need to know. 🧵
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 14h
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imincorrigible.bsky.social I Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 15h
They don't get it, do they?

No one's interested in Andrew "being stripped of his dukedom", we want the sexual predator to be tried in a court of law and, if found guilty, to be jailed.

For a very long time.

Fuck losing his titles, he should be losing his liberty.

#C4News @itvnews.bsky.social
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The White House @whitehouse-8647.bsky.social · 15h
We take back everything we ever said about you @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4d
It's called the Zohran special.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 15h
Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated in Sunday's Inaugural Cost of Living Classic — co-hosted by NYC Footy — and especially to our esteemed winners:

⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual)
⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive)

What a day.
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