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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

Our studies have shown that Tylenol is not safe for use during pregnancy. Please consider safer alternatives such as acetaminophen or paracetamol.

U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 14h

You say that RFK jr's brain worms are destroying his brain. But it's actually us worms that are the real intelligence up here

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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 16h

Deep-fried butter is healthy now actually.

But only if you fry it in beef tallow. Seed oils will turn you gay

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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 18h

Efficiency will increase once our new ergonomic rubber stamps come in

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FDA review of drugs is slowing while application delays are growing, analysis finds

The upheaval at the FDA appears to be taking a toll on the pharmaceutical industry, according to a new analysis of key agency metrics.

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Homeland Security @homelandgove.bsky.social · 1d

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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

The KFC deep frier can have a few rats as a treat

U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

If your shrimp tastes like pop rocks don't eat it. Or do eat it and maybe gain superpowers

FDA Recall Bot @fdarecall-bot.m.ai6yr.org.ap.brid.gy · 2d

FDA RECALL
Brand: AquaStar, Best Yet, Waterfront Bistro, Publix
Product: Frozen Raw Shrimp
Issue: Product may have been prepared, packed, or held under conditions whereby they may have become exposed to very low levels of cesium-137 (Cs-137)
Date: 10/17/2025
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U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

We're receiving reports that there may be chemicals in the water turning the frogs woke

U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

Found protein in your lead supplement powder? Report it to us and we'll maybe consider looking into it

U.S. Dood and Frug Administration @notfda.bsky.social · 1d

Our studies have shown that Tylenol is not safe for use during pregnancy. Please consider safer alternatives such as acetaminophen or paracetamol.