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Hole Man
@holeman85.bsky.social
I am a man. Also, a hole.
Popes pick lame names.

I’d go with Pope Beavis or Pope Butthead.

Would you rather the third Leo or the first Butthead?
May 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Breaking news: JD Vance got pegged by a couch
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s such a bummer for capitalism that the world’s richest man is obviously an idiot.
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I need him and Gritty to meet
February 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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When the questions are getting rough and you're starting to feel that roadkill skunk you snacked on before the hearing
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s crazy that AI turned out to be a scam. It’s not like tech-bro investors have been pushing nothing but scams for decades…
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At this point, they should probably give up on adding the “gamble responsibly/seek help”
message on every sports betting commercial. We all know it’s not helping
January 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not to brag or anything, but I haven’t seen any of the best picture nominees.

I’m not a hero or anything, I’m just a cool guy.
January 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I knew it!
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
They should remake the Social Network, but from a 2025 perspective. Mark Zuvkerberg isn’t some “techno punk anarchist genius,” but just some rich kid who hates privacy and is a weird little freak.

Trent Reznor still does the score.
January 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Got up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom. Turned on the light and sat down and looked at the floor. Dog poops on the floor, four or five of them in a chaotic pattern. How did I miss stepping on them? The Lord guided my feet around the dog poops, obviously. Anyway I'm a The Lord guy now.
January 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just invested my life savings in $shiftycoin, a new crypto created by Shifty Pete, the local con artist.

I got a good feeling about this one! Have fun staying poor, losers
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Everyone praising Nosferatu should watch a true classic.

I’m not joking. This is a better movie in every way.
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Oh man
January 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Don’t ever give up on your dreams… until you hit 30.

You basically have a ten year window to get things going.

After that, give up on your dreams. It feels fantastic.
January 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The best way to fix society is for us to all get together and steal Mark Zuckerberg’s lunch money.
January 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pitch for a network TV show: Doctor Cop

He’s a doctor and a cop. He has to solve medical mysteries while also also solving crime mysteries.

The twist?

He’s terrible at both jobs.
January 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
YouTube keeps recommending clips from Suits to me, but each clip is titled something like “genius lawyer tricks crooked judge” or something like that, implying the footage is of real events. And then it’s always the Suits lawyer pulling some basic law shit that’s either illegal or basic.
January 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Classic Sluggo
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 8,1946
January 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
It is such a bummer for the pro-capitalism weirdos out there that the richest man in the world is kind of dumb
January 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM