RickyFTW
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I mean, yes
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I mean, yes
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Behold @rickyftw.bsky.social’s amazing representation of the situation. #InternetToday
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Behold @rickyftw.bsky.social’s amazing representation of the situation. #InternetToday
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Just bought myself socks on Black Friday if you want to know what getting old is like
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just bought myself socks on Black Friday if you want to know what getting old is like
Going to get and cure autism over the break
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Going to get and cure autism over the break
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
team meeting regarding tonight's episode
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
team meeting regarding tonight's episode
It's legitimately nuts that this is actually how politics works.
The meeting with Trump & Zohran is doing incredible things... my dad on the phone who was irate just weeks ago said "well, let's see what he can do!"
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's legitimately nuts that this is actually how politics works.
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The meeting with Trump & Zohran is doing incredible things... my dad on the phone who was irate just weeks ago said "well, let's see what he can do!"
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The meeting with Trump & Zohran is doing incredible things... my dad on the phone who was irate just weeks ago said "well, let's see what he can do!"
Holiday card is sorted
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Holiday card is sorted
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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Epstein out-wokes Eliot
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Epstein out-wokes Eliot
Epstein out-wokes Eliot
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Epstein out-wokes Eliot
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CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
These people are all so incredibly stupid
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
These people are all so incredibly stupid
Here in America our presidents suck each others dicks and that’s fine!
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here in America our presidents suck each others dicks and that’s fine!
Had the privilege of watching @jameswillems.bsky.social wrestle tonight up close and personal
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Had the privilege of watching @jameswillems.bsky.social wrestle tonight up close and personal
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
Don’t even care if you watch the video I’m just so proud of this thumbnail lmao
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Don’t even care if you watch the video I’m just so proud of this thumbnail lmao