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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious.

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Psychologist, but not that kind of psychologist. She/her.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · Feb 16

When the conditions are just right, Chicago experiences a rare meteorological phenomenon where it snows Michael Jordans. A beautiful thing to behold when it happens.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

Correct. I am a random mom with a toddler and I have started carrying a whistle. Bystander intervention trainings on zoom are being capped for capacity. People are PISSED.

Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 2d

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 2d

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

Myers-Briggs used for selection

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

Also this is Chicago - a lot of people probably already have these on hand 😂

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

Truly why do people think they can come for Derek

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d

Matt Stoller being very Matt Stoller, calling someone else a "classic left poseur snob"

Matt Stoller being eviscerated by @dieworkwear.bsky.social

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

I rewatched Speed recently and it’s so good.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 2d

Just the whiniest bunch of losers! Like they are in charge of everything and living out their wildest authoritarian dreams and yet they’re all still whining 24/7.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3d

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sevedge @sevedge.bsky.social · 3d

photo of a Do Not Enter traffic sign on a Chicago street, but someone has altered it to say Do Not -Let ICE- Enter

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah for a while I’ve kind of written it off as the left’s Q Anon - like this misplaced belief that somehow those files will save us from the monsters. But Johnson literally being like “this isn’t about Epstein!!” before anybody even mentioned it is giving me pause.

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 4d

And Trump hates weenies and twerps, generally speaking!

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 4d

I have frequently thought that among the many questions that will be really interesting to explore once we’re not living smack in the middle of this is HOW Miller has succeeded in not getting thrown out of the inner circle while so many others have failed, despite being an insufferable twerp.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

Do you think that as Travis was sitting there making a friendship bracelet a couple years ago, there was some part of him that was like “If I play this juuuuust right, her twelfth studio album will have a song about my wang on it”

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

Whomst among us hasn’t slipped on spaghetti and had fire escape ladders perforate our brains

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

One of my good friends is one of the actresses in this and it’s very funny and she nails it and everyone needs to watch it.

The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

You look great for 110 years old, Hat

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think so but possible that I didn’t notice.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 5d

It's a hotel restaurant now! We did a staycation a while back and imagine my surprise when I went to get an omelette and found myself in the Pump Room (it looks the same as the 2011 reboot version)

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 6d

Well I was listening to NPR while cleaning up the kitchen before bed and heard Dolly Parton’s voice reassuring us she’s not dying and burst into tears of relief, so that’s how things are going over here.

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 6d

Just closeups of his crotch in his lil football capri pants

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 6d

Damn she must be really old!!!

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 6d

This is very good and funny - and also you can faintly see the mexican flag bumper sticker on the lower right of the back windshield. It's the same Georgia plate. Truly fuck these guys.

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 6d

omg the white suburban in this was the same one harassing people in my town!!! (I live ~20mins from Broadview)

Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 6d

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 7d

Btw I’m still thinking about this 4 hours later

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 7d

Yes, it’s exactly that!!!

Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 7d

They also make your mouth immediately feel dry?

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Kathy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. @heythatsmybike0.bsky.social · 7d

*Booing intensifies*