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Ash 🩵💙Captain Cuddles🩵💙
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🏳‍⚧they/them/Ash | #ActuallyADHD🤯 | #ActuallyAutistic🧠| doing my best✨results may vary | 🔞 NO MINORS!
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You're doing everything so fast, you can't stand taking a single moment to sit and think to yourself. What else is there? What are you saving time to even do? If you brush away the process of learning and growing and thinking what even is left?? Christ
May 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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also ppl really do not give enough credit to queer crisis line workers.
May 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Climbing trees is fun.
i’m still tryna figure out why michael was up in this tree yo 😭😭😭
Idek what’s going half the time…
May 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Trying to chase that early 2000s RNB music video summer vibe while avoiding the pitfalls of a murderous Fascist Government is not ideal but somebody gotta do it.
April 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
These politicians be playing like they too scared to do their fucking jobs but they are never too scared to run for reelection. 😒🙄
April 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is why I don’t like being on here too much any more tbh….
So… is everyone just going to keep finger pointing and “I told you so” -ing, in an endless argument about who is to blame… instead of actually looking for SOLUTIONS???
elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw
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April 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Scared of the police driving behind you but stanning the democrats who gave them billions and billions of dollars.
April 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So… is everyone just going to keep finger pointing and “I told you so” -ing, in an endless argument about who is to blame… instead of actually looking for SOLUTIONS???
elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw
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April 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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A lot of things can be true at once and are true. There are a lot of factors at play with that last election and a lot of people to blame for what the end result was.
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Perhaps if more children were given opportunities to make meaningful choices, we wouldn't have so many adults being frozen with choice paralysis every time they are required to make any decision.
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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They’re bloody relentless
Blue MAGA is so exhausting.
March 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I miss her… I really fucking miss her. 😞
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy Holi!
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
March 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Meet Obsidian Abyss! 🖤
March 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I want to taste it buttered. 👅 🌽 💦
March 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Here cums the brand new flava in ya ear…
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I sincerely weep for y’all’s extreme lack of humor and novelty in your lives.

This is comedy gold! This is art! 🤣🌽💦
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m willing to bet mobile games and apps are designed to go full screen and hide the phone’s clock to make people lose track of how much time they spend online.
a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache is saying `` coincidence ? '' .
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March 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This law should have BEEN passed!

***TRIGGER WARNING!!! Sexual assult and abuse mentioned*** www.fairfaxtimes.com/articles/vir...
Virginia bill would allow sexual assault survivors sole custody of their children
Gov. Glenn Youngkin is set to sign new legislation that could change the lives of sexual assault survivors and their families forever.
www.fairfaxtimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Kamala Harris kept repeating over and over again, throughout her entire campaign that she would NOT stop providing funds and supplies that support Israel’s genocide in Palestine.

Which is the EXACT SAME THING this current administration AND the Biden administration has also done.

2 SIDES 1 COIN.
February 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
lmaoooooo!!! She think she Dr. House!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I want Nintendo to give Mario the Breath of the Wild treatment. I wanna explore the Mushroom Kingdom
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
According to my husband, they are very annoying to clean.🤣
Pocket pussies look like they’re annoying to clean.
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I want people to feel the same way about cruise ships as they do about private jets in regards to pollution and climate change.

Cruise ships are RAVAGING the oceans.

Please STOP going on cruises.
February 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m going to focus as hard as I possibly can on imagining myself slapping tf out of every single person who is pissing me off right now so I can (hopefully) have some good dreams. 😌
a boy in a green shirt is sleeping on the floor with his eyes closed
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February 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM