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Best steak I ever had was at a place called Serrato’s. Local family owned steakhouse. Still expensive but waaaaaay better.
Oh nvm yall talking about the Del Friscos Double Eagle not Del Friscos Grille
Del Friscos is considered fancy? Lol
Oh wow never knew this
Because Ruth’s Chris is straight mid
Why would someone name their child Jaswick
One eyed trouser snake
Wow I love this term
Men will never beat the allegations that they’ll stick their one-eyed trouser snake in anything with a hole.
Liar
Charlie Cox says he's not returning as Daredevil in ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day'

“I know they all think I’m in Spider-Man because I was filming something in London, which I am not, I’m not in Spider-Man"

(via Brandon Davis | TW)
Made baked potato soup for dinner and it turned out fireeeee
That’s one of my faves, so good
Good morning ☀️
I’m almost finished and I just feel so many emotions. Mostly anger and sadness. Ajike and her children didn’t deserve that.
Have y’all watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix?
I never been the type to abandon my friends when I’m in a relationship. And that hasn’t changed with being married. I will leave hubby at home alone with Daisy with a quickness and be gone all day and I might even spend the night lmfao
Racism is really crazy because yt theater folks will really tell you Idina Menzel’s version of Defying Gravity is better than Cynthia Erivo’s. One is very clearly way better in every way.
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This adult male recently told me that he couldn’t marry the girl he’s dating/fucking currently despite how much he likes her because his homeboy that she knew YEARS BEFORE him had sex with her and he doesn’t want homeboy thinking about “cracking her” during their wedding..
Decentering men is important for men to do too. It frees you from so many shackles.
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This chronically ill woman went on vacation and when she returned her husband had taken all their money and left her…. The stats say something like 21% of men will leave their chronically ill partner as opposed to 2% of women….
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In fairness, critical thinking was in decline well before AI arrived
Reminds me of a bobs burgers episode where the president of PTA advocated to use a specific company for science kits and it turned out her and her husband owned the company. Same exact thing.
We definitely had laptops in school when I was in 4th or 5th grade so early 2000s and no one ever sent anything home to ask permission they were just there one day and we began typing letters to pen pals in Mexico lmao
I already knew writing a book would be hard. But I didn’t know it would be this hard.