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eternally unimpressed
My allergies are beating my ass today
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’ve been up working since 5:30 👎🏽
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Good morning friends ☀️
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I was once told I sound like decadent butter pecan ice cream.
Now I’m curious as to how all y’all sound
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We are 6 days from moving to Charlotte and I can’t be excited because I’m stressed out.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A total babe 😍
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
35 in February 😵‍💫
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I went to bed at 7pm so I’m not shocked at being awake before 6am
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Duffer Brothers are exactly who they think they are.
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Wow, Stranger Things 5 is off to an incredible start I am SHOOK
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I can’t take people wearing colored contacts in 2025 seriously. Like we ALL know them not your real eyes and you just look freaky with them in.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Idk if I’m the only one, but I do not like when non-blacks put songs with nigga in them over their posts. Because why didn’t you second guess that???
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I hate the fact that I’m waking up in the middle of the night and having trouble going back to sleep
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You can tell by the voiceover when an influencer can’t read.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This shit is more annoying than it is fun. I rather watch YouTube, but maybe I’m just getting too old for social media lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think I’m almost at a point where I’m going to retire from micro-blogging style social media.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bought Animal Crossing again strictly because I saw the 2026 release lol
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Here’s what hubby and I cooked up.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’ve been awake since 1:15am
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wine
Hope
Money
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
RCS has not been working in Google Messages all day. Am I the only one experiencing this???
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting that Google Pixel itch again!
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Why do we even have senate confirmation hearings?
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The female urge to respond to work IMs with “hey, leave me the fuck alone”.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s way too early for all these people at work to be IMing me the way they are.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM