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Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
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Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · Nov 21
Doing the #ScriptSky intro thing:

I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.

My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.

My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.

I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.

Hi 👋
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 20h
"Embolism on the Toilet" is still the favorite outcome, but "Alive Long Enough to Rot in Prison" is rapidly gaining.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 20h
"The thing I orchestrated and abetted and made pardons for was also Biden's fault" is really all this dude has left.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 21h
Trump was president on January 6th
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 2d
go get em
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 2d
Awesome. I was there two years ago and won this category (to my great astonishment). Cheering for you!
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 2d
Congrats! Are you going to the ceremony?
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 2d
Thanks, Dave!
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 2d
About a year. This was a hard one.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 3d
Truly, tell me, how is this different than Jewish and gay people and Romani people being dragged away by Nazis? And didn’t we have some fairly clear agreement to never let that happen again?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 3d
Finally seeing ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER tonight (in VistaVision). Can't wait.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 3d
It's about my favorite antidepressant.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 3d
This one's going out into the world.

You're gonna do great, kid.
A circle of women running around the title ZOETROPE. Written by Nick Hurwitch
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 4d
Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls? Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 4d
Whenever I think the tide is surely turning, I see an article about a poll saying self-identifying Republicans overwhelmingly blame Democrats for the shutdown.

Sure, guys. Might as well go down with the ship.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 4d
Don't tell Trump but we're renaming Antifa "AVALANCHE"
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 4d
Spent the morning with my daughter's kindergarten class and the pervasiveness of K-Pop Demon Hunters cannot be overstated.
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iam8bit @iam8bit.com · 4d
Ahead of our 20th anniversary, we hit the lab and have come back with a brand new website! The new iam8bit.com is prettier, faster, and will have some long awaited features like wishlists + countdown timers. Buying something from the new website will also make you 13% cooler, too (probably)!
screenshot of the new iam8bit.com homepage screenshot of the new iam8bit.com item page, featuring blue prince screenshot of our brand new (searchable!) collections page
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 5d
I would have gone with The Grammys myself
Instagram logo - Rings, "A new award for creativity"
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 6d
I can't think of a more boring way to engage with art than speculating "who it's about."
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 8d
there are few things more depressing in adulthood than trying to find someone to take your extra concert ticket
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 9d
@criterion.bsky.social Ernest Scared Stupid
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 9d
"What if you called the Ghostbusters and the Ghostbuster came to investigate and found out he was the ghost." And that's how my 5yo inadvertently pitched me The Sixth Sense.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 11d
Had two glasses of wine at dinner, time to be bad at Balatro.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 11d
Destruction and disruption of the government only serves to centralize power around a corrupt President. It's like playing hide and seek with a kid who leaves the playground to burn your house down.
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 11d
"This is the Democrats' fault and also exactly what we wanted." www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/u...
White House Uses Shutdown to Maximize Pain and Punish Political Foes
www.nytimes.com
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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 12d
Great movie. Happy birthday!
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