Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.
Ah well there it is then
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ah well there it is then
Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
walked by this and saw Goldilocks winding up for a windmill dunk
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
walked by this and saw Goldilocks winding up for a windmill dunk
"The diarrhea jet has struck The Freedom Tower."
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"The diarrhea jet has struck The Freedom Tower."
This one's going out into the world.
You're gonna do great, kid.
You're gonna do great, kid.
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This one's going out into the world.
You're gonna do great, kid.
You're gonna do great, kid.
I would have gone with The Grammys myself
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would have gone with The Grammys myself
When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in 2025.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in 2025.
How about a #FirstPageFriday palate cleanser?
Here's the first page of my Stunt List feature, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME).
You can read the full script here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
Here's the first page of my Stunt List feature, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME).
You can read the full script here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
September 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
How about a #FirstPageFriday palate cleanser?
Here's the first page of my Stunt List feature, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME).
You can read the full script here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
Here's the first page of my Stunt List feature, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME).
You can read the full script here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
"Non-transferable skills"
September 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Non-transferable skills"
Don't you forget to download my feature screenplay and love letter to John Hughes, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME). Part of The Stunt List 4!
You don't even have to like it. Or read it. Just lie, I won't know.
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
You don't even have to like it. Or read it. Just lie, I won't know.
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Don't you forget to download my feature screenplay and love letter to John Hughes, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME). Part of The Stunt List 4!
You don't even have to like it. Or read it. Just lie, I won't know.
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
You don't even have to like it. Or read it. Just lie, I won't know.
www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...
Forgot that I made this a couple of years ago. I have now joined the ranks of the Cool Kids. cc: @ashlazer.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Forgot that I made this a couple of years ago. I have now joined the ranks of the Cool Kids. cc: @ashlazer.bsky.social
And of course put some eyeballs on the rest of The Stunt List 4:
www.officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
www.officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
September 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And of course put some eyeballs on the rest of The Stunt List 4:
www.officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
www.officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025
Proud to announce that my script DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) is featured on this year's Stunt List!
Thanks to @ashlazer.bsky.social, Eric, and the rest of the Stunt List team for including it.
Thanks to @ashlazer.bsky.social, Eric, and the rest of the Stunt List team for including it.
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Proud to announce that my script DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) is featured on this year's Stunt List!
Thanks to @ashlazer.bsky.social, Eric, and the rest of the Stunt List team for including it.
Thanks to @ashlazer.bsky.social, Eric, and the rest of the Stunt List team for including it.
Will it ever happen for me? I'm less sure than ever. But I did just send a new script to my manager.
August 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Will it ever happen for me? I'm less sure than ever. But I did just send a new script to my manager.
this came to me in a pre-caffeinated vision but I concede that it may only be for me personally
July 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
this came to me in a pre-caffeinated vision but I concede that it may only be for me personally
This guy clearly wasn't a screenwriter.
July 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This guy clearly wasn't a screenwriter.
They're moving that scar so far to the right it's like they're tracking JK Rowling's political alignment
July 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They're moving that scar so far to the right it's like they're tracking JK Rowling's political alignment
The absolute gall of this piece of shit.
June 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The absolute gall of this piece of shit.
Always love to see other ALIEN VS. PREDATOR fans in the wild.
![Disneyland Resort Annual Passholder bumper sticker with A[MICKEY MOUSE LOGO]P in the center.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7vgm2u3r5hdbfqq3bohzh43z/bafkreihwp4eupztvgamnhsfoydnk5n24lwtqpzcnadrdazv6ubaq7ke3v4@jpeg)
May 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Always love to see other ALIEN VS. PREDATOR fans in the wild.
If you inherited a movie theatre, what's your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you inherited a movie theatre, what's your first double feature?
Fans who have never seen a movie before:
May 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fans who have never seen a movie before:
lol this pathetic charade continues
A cap of 2500 submissions?
Public submissions cut by more than 50%??
25 recommended screenplays????
what in the fuck
A cap of 2500 submissions?
Public submissions cut by more than 50%??
25 recommended screenplays????
what in the fuck
May 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lol this pathetic charade continues
A cap of 2500 submissions?
Public submissions cut by more than 50%??
25 recommended screenplays????
what in the fuck
A cap of 2500 submissions?
Public submissions cut by more than 50%??
25 recommended screenplays????
what in the fuck
Took my son to see AC/DC at the Rose Bowl last night. I hope I'm 1/10 as good at anything at age 70 as Angus Young is at playing guitar.
April 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Took my son to see AC/DC at the Rose Bowl last night. I hope I'm 1/10 as good at anything at age 70 as Angus Young is at playing guitar.
The boat I took snorkeling today was named Blue Sky. Obligatory skeet.
March 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The boat I took snorkeling today was named Blue Sky. Obligatory skeet.
You used to call me on my
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You used to call me on my