Jeff Hebert
@heromachine.com
Creator of HeroMachine, dog lover, web developer, co-host of the Nerdmudgeon podcast. I am trying to follow more people, not accounts.
“The least of my whims trumps the greatest of your needs.” – The #Narcissist’s Handbook
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“The least of my whims trumps the greatest of your needs.” – The #Narcissist’s Handbook
I’ve been playing around with Nano Banana (#AI image generation software) for work. It … may not quite be ready for prime time. I want to make “But how to made” my mantra but if it’s proprotraity I might not be able to.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’ve been playing around with Nano Banana (#AI image generation software) for work. It … may not quite be ready for prime time. I want to make “But how to made” my mantra but if it’s proprotraity I might not be able to.
I think I followed too many ACCOUNTS and not enough PEOPLE on here, you know?
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I think I followed too many ACCOUNTS and not enough PEOPLE on here, you know?
Even NFL referees, the only group possibly more hated than ICE in the US these days, don’t hide their faces behind masks though it’s freezing cold. And he’s making a call that goes against the home team!
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Even NFL referees, the only group possibly more hated than ICE in the US these days, don’t hide their faces behind masks though it’s freezing cold. And he’s making a call that goes against the home team!
Sometimes I look at the clock and I think “How can there be this many hours to endure before I can finally escape to sleep”.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Sometimes I look at the clock and I think “How can there be this many hours to endure before I can finally escape to sleep”.
Im rewatching #MadMen and I didn’t really get this show the first time till the episode with Betty and the pigeons. Which is the one I just started. Buckle up!
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Im rewatching #MadMen and I didn’t really get this show the first time till the episode with Betty and the pigeons. Which is the one I just started. Buckle up!
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/hero...
@heromachine.com #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #throwback #FlashGame #character #RoadTo10K #goal
Welcome backward, Ticketholders!
Last week I pushed my HeroMachine #originalcharacter, Sword. Now it's her twin sister's turn.
Shield's up, and Enjoy!
@heromachine.com #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #throwback #FlashGame #character #RoadTo10K #goal
Welcome backward, Ticketholders!
Last week I pushed my HeroMachine #originalcharacter, Sword. Now it's her twin sister's turn.
Shield's up, and Enjoy!
Heroines Are Made #7: And Twins!
Don't forget that Sword has a sister! Too many exclamation points already? OK, I'll try to contain myself. It's a pain in the ass coming...
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/hero...
@heromachine.com #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #throwback #FlashGame #character #RoadTo10K #goal
Welcome backward, Ticketholders!
Last week I pushed my HeroMachine #originalcharacter, Sword. Now it's her twin sister's turn.
Shield's up, and Enjoy!
@heromachine.com #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #throwback #FlashGame #character #RoadTo10K #goal
Welcome backward, Ticketholders!
Last week I pushed my HeroMachine #originalcharacter, Sword. Now it's her twin sister's turn.
Shield's up, and Enjoy!
Petition to cancel the first three quarters of the rest of the #nfl playoff games since all the action so far has been relegated to the last one.
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Petition to cancel the first three quarters of the rest of the #nfl playoff games since all the action so far has been relegated to the last one.
I opened this thread specifically to see how long it would take for someone to engage Bluesky Protocol by replying with something that completely craps on the premise like “I don’t even like oatmeal” and friends, the answer is “not very long at all”.
What you choose to put on your oatmeal is usually a pretty powerful character sketch
January 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I opened this thread specifically to see how long it would take for someone to engage Bluesky Protocol by replying with something that completely craps on the premise like “I don’t even like oatmeal” and friends, the answer is “not very long at all”.
This post from @minakimes.bsky.social has showed up in my Discover feed every day for (checks notes) 16 days in a row. I alternate between outrage at the algorithm for serving old content, and astonishment that it keeps being just as true day after day after day.
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
This post from @minakimes.bsky.social has showed up in my Discover feed every day for (checks notes) 16 days in a row. I alternate between outrage at the algorithm for serving old content, and astonishment that it keeps being just as true day after day after day.
Look, I’ve given Harlan Coben productions a fair go and they are just Not For Me. Poorly acted with dialog and plots that feel like they came out of ChatGPTCrime, I simply can’t.
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Look, I’ve given Harlan Coben productions a fair go and they are just Not For Me. Poorly acted with dialog and plots that feel like they came out of ChatGPTCrime, I simply can’t.
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
Reminder to BlueSky newcomers—if you want to immediately fill your feed with NFL talk ahead of the playoffs, subscribe to my starter pack!
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reminder to BlueSky newcomers—if you want to immediately fill your feed with NFL talk ahead of the playoffs, subscribe to my starter pack!
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
So I guess Snoop Dogg’s schtick now is just making white people comfortable? I mean it’s lucrative work, don’t get me wrong, it just seems kind of lame.
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So I guess Snoop Dogg’s schtick now is just making white people comfortable? I mean it’s lucrative work, don’t get me wrong, it just seems kind of lame.
Every time a penalty is called on a number 69 the referee should be legally required to add “nice” when announcing it.
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every time a penalty is called on a number 69 the referee should be legally required to add “nice” when announcing it.