HellQuacker
@hellquacker.bsky.social
The Pintail of Perdition, the Mallard of Mischief. Middle-aged liberal in KY. Owned by one wife, two dogs and two cats. Practitioner of 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. He/him/his. How the duck is everyone? 🦆
No DMs without asking first, please.
No DMs without asking first, please.
May the odds be ever in their favor, because holy fuck, he's going through with this idea.
Celebrity coaches and video applications: Here’s what we’re learning about Trump’s ‘Patriot Games’ | CNN Politics
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February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
May the odds be ever in their favor, because holy fuck, he's going through with this idea.
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Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
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A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
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“You can’t have guns. You can’t walk in with guns.”
“You bring a gun into the District, mark my words, you’re going to jail.”
All an admission that they were never tough on crime to begin with.
“You bring a gun into the District, mark my words, you’re going to jail.”
All an admission that they were never tough on crime to begin with.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“You can’t have guns. You can’t walk in with guns.”
“You bring a gun into the District, mark my words, you’re going to jail.”
All an admission that they were never tough on crime to begin with.
“You bring a gun into the District, mark my words, you’re going to jail.”
All an admission that they were never tough on crime to begin with.
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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What is inside Pam Bondi that she saw the horrific images of old perverts abusing children and felt she had to protect the perverts? We are not the same.
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
What is inside Pam Bondi that she saw the horrific images of old perverts abusing children and felt she had to protect the perverts? We are not the same.
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how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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It's cool to see the GOP going anti-gun. All it took was for a federal government-sanctioned force killing a white male nurse who had a gun, but didn't draw it, to decide that citizens should not have the right to bear arms at certain times...I'm sure this will end well.
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It's cool to see the GOP going anti-gun. All it took was for a federal government-sanctioned force killing a white male nurse who had a gun, but didn't draw it, to decide that citizens should not have the right to bear arms at certain times...I'm sure this will end well.
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Trump in mentioned more times in the Epstein files than the name “God” is mentioned in the bible.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Trump in mentioned more times in the Epstein files than the name “God” is mentioned in the bible.
"The Trump administration is using terrorism statutes to retaliate against its opponents, seemingly applying a different standard of law to people associated with left-wing causes."
Now anyone the White House doesn't like can be designated a terr0rist, or providing them support.
Now anyone the White House doesn't like can be designated a terr0rist, or providing them support.
Trump DOJ Files 9/11-Era Charges Against Leftists Across the Country
Across the country, federal prosecutors are upgrading what would have been routine...
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February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"The Trump administration is using terrorism statutes to retaliate against its opponents, seemingly applying a different standard of law to people associated with left-wing causes."
Now anyone the White House doesn't like can be designated a terr0rist, or providing them support.
Now anyone the White House doesn't like can be designated a terr0rist, or providing them support.
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We have a rogue president now.
There is not one person who has the courage to stop him. Not one damn person around him who can.
There is not one person who has the courage to stop him. Not one damn person around him who can.
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
We have a rogue president now.
There is not one person who has the courage to stop him. Not one damn person around him who can.
There is not one person who has the courage to stop him. Not one damn person around him who can.
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So...
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
So...
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
Trump sued Bill Maher (who has fallen on hard times as a comedian) over a joke.
Trump has moved to have comedians fired for making fun of him.
Trump has threatened to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.
But also, MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
Whaaaaaaaat? trump's ICE hires getting stiffed on money owed them? Surely THAT'S never happened to anyone he's hired before...
Anyway, pardon me if my sympathy isn't exactly abundant for the fucking brownshirts.
Anyway, pardon me if my sympathy isn't exactly abundant for the fucking brownshirts.
ICE agents fear they're getting stiffed on hiring bonuses: 'I haven’t been paid'
While the Trump administration has promised high salaries and generous bonuses for federal immigration agent recruits, a wave of apparent new agents have taken to social media to complain about gettin...
ino.to
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Whaaaaaaaat? trump's ICE hires getting stiffed on money owed them? Surely THAT'S never happened to anyone he's hired before...
Anyway, pardon me if my sympathy isn't exactly abundant for the fucking brownshirts.
Anyway, pardon me if my sympathy isn't exactly abundant for the fucking brownshirts.
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The most solid rake I’ve come across so far regarding the GOP’s frantic drive to trap women back into what they consider to be our ‘natural’ roles — restricted to being subservient to men, being their goods & chattel, breeding, & never being able to leave the men we’re deemed to belong to.
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The most solid rake I’ve come across so far regarding the GOP’s frantic drive to trap women back into what they consider to be our ‘natural’ roles — restricted to being subservient to men, being their goods & chattel, breeding, & never being able to leave the men we’re deemed to belong to.
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Ellison: "Trump undermines Tom Homan just as soon as he sends him here, which tells us what? There's chaos in the White House. They don't know what they want. They don't clue as to what their plan or strategy is other than brutal repression."
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Ellison: "Trump undermines Tom Homan just as soon as he sends him here, which tells us what? There's chaos in the White House. They don't know what they want. They don't clue as to what their plan or strategy is other than brutal repression."
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After watching hours of child torture videos and reading thousands of pages of investigation and testimony, FBI Director Kash Patel said Under Oath:
“There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.”
The latest Epstein files release proves that he committed perjury.
“There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.”
The latest Epstein files release proves that he committed perjury.
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
After watching hours of child torture videos and reading thousands of pages of investigation and testimony, FBI Director Kash Patel said Under Oath:
“There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.”
The latest Epstein files release proves that he committed perjury.
“There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.”
The latest Epstein files release proves that he committed perjury.
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The New York Times issued a full-scale alarm Saturday as fears that Donald Trump and his allies moving to rig the midterm elections reached fever point.
Code red issued as NY Times declares midterms in serious risk from Trump
The New York Times issued a full-scale alarm Saturday as fears that Donald Trump and his allies moving to rig the midterm elections reached fever point.The newspaper's editorial board warned readers they couldn't be complacent, days after the president's FBI swooped in Georgia in a supposed investig...
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January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The New York Times issued a full-scale alarm Saturday as fears that Donald Trump and his allies moving to rig the midterm elections reached fever point.
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The guy on the right, Brett Ratner, directed Melania's new movie.
Guessing they've made movies together before.
Guessing they've made movies together before.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The guy on the right, Brett Ratner, directed Melania's new movie.
Guessing they've made movies together before.
Guessing they've made movies together before.
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The only way to get him to eliminate Miller is to play to Trump's narcissism and publicly refer to him as Miller's lapdog.
Whenever Trump makes a statement, ask him if Miller permitted him to say it.
Constantly make references to President Miller.
He'll destroy Miller to soothe his own ego.
Whenever Trump makes a statement, ask him if Miller permitted him to say it.
Constantly make references to President Miller.
He'll destroy Miller to soothe his own ego.
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The only way to get him to eliminate Miller is to play to Trump's narcissism and publicly refer to him as Miller's lapdog.
Whenever Trump makes a statement, ask him if Miller permitted him to say it.
Constantly make references to President Miller.
He'll destroy Miller to soothe his own ego.
Whenever Trump makes a statement, ask him if Miller permitted him to say it.
Constantly make references to President Miller.
He'll destroy Miller to soothe his own ego.
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ROLLING STONE: “The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller, and ICE are running around with lit matches.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
ROLLING STONE: “The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller, and ICE are running around with lit matches.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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ICE and CBP agents seem to enjoy gratuitously breaking glass—from car windows to store fronts to homes. It’s an expression of unchecked power and dominance: “We’re in charge. We break and shatter what we want.”
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
ICE and CBP agents seem to enjoy gratuitously breaking glass—from car windows to store fronts to homes. It’s an expression of unchecked power and dominance: “We’re in charge. We break and shatter what we want.”
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
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Everyone should read this paragraph from the Epstein Files. Seriously WTF is this guy doing as POTUS that whole family are vile/ disgusting creatures
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Everyone should read this paragraph from the Epstein Files. Seriously WTF is this guy doing as POTUS that whole family are vile/ disgusting creatures