HellQuacker
@hellquacker.bsky.social
The Pintail of Perdition, the Mallard of Mischief. Middle-aged liberal in KY. Owned by two dogs and two cats. Practitioner of 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. He/him/his. How the duck is everyone? 🦆
No DMs without asking first, please.
No DMs without asking first, please.
Vince is running? They're gonna love his nuts...
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Vince is running? They're gonna love his nuts...
Hazel undestands; she hates grooming. Seen here observing Tongue-Out Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hazel undestands; she hates grooming. Seen here observing Tongue-Out Tuesday.
I'm visualizing this with the "Super Mario Bros" sound of Mario sliding down the flagpole.
September 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm visualizing this with the "Super Mario Bros" sound of Mario sliding down the flagpole.
The only thing trump will say to Putin about it is "What is thy bidding, my master?"
September 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The only thing trump will say to Putin about it is "What is thy bidding, my master?"
What. The actual. Fuck.
Well. If it wasn't on before, it's definitely on now.
Well. If it wasn't on before, it's definitely on now.
August 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What. The actual. Fuck.
Well. If it wasn't on before, it's definitely on now.
Well. If it wasn't on before, it's definitely on now.
This from Politico:
"Called for them (GOP) to negotiate in good faith"?? Have you MET these fuckers? Good-faith ANYTHING is not what the GOP is about! No! You negotiate with them once you have them in a (metaphorical? maybe) *headlock*, and make them cry uncle. There is no good faith here.
"Called for them (GOP) to negotiate in good faith"?? Have you MET these fuckers? Good-faith ANYTHING is not what the GOP is about! No! You negotiate with them once you have them in a (metaphorical? maybe) *headlock*, and make them cry uncle. There is no good faith here.
July 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This from Politico:
"Called for them (GOP) to negotiate in good faith"?? Have you MET these fuckers? Good-faith ANYTHING is not what the GOP is about! No! You negotiate with them once you have them in a (metaphorical? maybe) *headlock*, and make them cry uncle. There is no good faith here.
"Called for them (GOP) to negotiate in good faith"?? Have you MET these fuckers? Good-faith ANYTHING is not what the GOP is about! No! You negotiate with them once you have them in a (metaphorical? maybe) *headlock*, and make them cry uncle. There is no good faith here.
Hazel is not amused by the fireworks. Besides the city's official display, my suburban block sounds like a damn war zone. I'm bundling up the dogs and heading out to a rest area well out of town to hang out until 1am or so.
July 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hazel is not amused by the fireworks. Besides the city's official display, my suburban block sounds like a damn war zone. I'm bundling up the dogs and heading out to a rest area well out of town to hang out until 1am or so.
Watching the literal storm clouds gather overhead to join up with the metaphorical ones.
June 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Watching the literal storm clouds gather overhead to join up with the metaphorical ones.
Those were good times.
June 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Those were good times.
My buddy Eli (also a PWD) passed last year of the same thing; may they both be running around the same sunny FIELDS. I miss him so much.
May 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My buddy Eli (also a PWD) passed last year of the same thing; may they both be running around the same sunny FIELDS. I miss him so much.
Also, love this picture of Hegseth from the article. Never has he looked more like the Fox News animatronic he is.
April 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Also, love this picture of Hegseth from the article. Never has he looked more like the Fox News animatronic he is.
In our darkest hour, we need the only true emperor of the United States of America to return.
I speak, of course, of Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton.
I speak, of course, of Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton.
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In our darkest hour, we need the only true emperor of the United States of America to return.
I speak, of course, of Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton.
I speak, of course, of Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton.
Attribution: Randall Munroe
March 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Attribution: Randall Munroe
I try not to put too much stock in Christian lore, but some days you have to read the writing on the wall, or the omen on your odometer.
January 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I try not to put too much stock in Christian lore, but some days you have to read the writing on the wall, or the omen on your odometer.
