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Alton Brownshirt
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Hello all. It’s the end of the month and I have until the 6th to pay the final $78 of my electric bill, please help me keep my power on. www.paypal.me/JPierce954
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November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Umbreon ✨
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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white shirt + workout sweat = disaster
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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i want her to take my neck in to her cubital fossa and flex until my head pops off my body luke a wine cork
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Sports seasons are changing, so AU where Anatoli plays center
August 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Hello! I have to make as big a dent as possible into my Nov. car insurance bill ($150, due Dec. 5th) Anything you can drop me would be immensely appreciated. Thank you. www.paypal.me/JPierce954
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’ve raised $120!! I just need to raise $30 more!!!
Hello! I have to make as big a dent as possible into my Nov. car insurance bill ($150, due Dec. 5th) Anything you can drop me would be immensely appreciated. Thank you. www.paypal.me/JPierce954
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November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I killed Joe Biden!!! Two tries
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Sanctuary Guardian (three tries)
Artorias (two tries)
Manus (one try)
Kalameet (two tries)
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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the nance for today
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey I still need to raise this!!! Anything helps, genuinely!!!!
Hello! I have to make as big a dent as possible into my Nov. car insurance bill ($150, due Dec. 5th) Anything you can drop me would be immensely appreciated. Thank you. www.paypal.me/JPierce954
Pay James Pierce using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/JPierce954 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
the goated Explorers of Sky
the secret is pokemon spinoffs have kinda just always been the best part of the series (ignore the shitty ones)
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Another holiday in the books.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have to pick mom up for thanksgiving so I went out to get the sticky leaf crap off my windows and I ended up wiping down my whole car instead
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM