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i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
My platform:
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
by far my favorite AI CEO Guy
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
by far my favorite AI CEO Guy
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Headwater Literary Management will be issuing its Peace Prize shortly as well
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Headwater Literary Management will be issuing its Peace Prize shortly as well
“Custom walnut drawer pulls for shop storage?!?!?”
That’s right. 😮💨🥶
That’s right. 😮💨🥶
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Custom walnut drawer pulls for shop storage?!?!?”
That’s right. 😮💨🥶
That’s right. 😮💨🥶
bonkers game
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
bonkers game
lifelong Lucas Raymond fan
Been back into the NHL for two weeks and I already detest the Wings’ goalies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
lifelong Lucas Raymond fan
Been back into the NHL for two weeks and I already detest the Wings’ goalies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Been back into the NHL for two weeks and I already detest the Wings’ goalies.
average day with a one year old
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
average day with a one year old
I’d rather die than share my Spotify Wrapped, but I’m so alarmed by this that I felt I had to self-report:
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’d rather die than share my Spotify Wrapped, but I’m so alarmed by this that I felt I had to self-report:
I could make custom drawer pulls all day long 🤌
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I could make custom drawer pulls all day long 🤌
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Giants burning clock like they’re up by 50
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Giants burning clock like they’re up by 50
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lol this mf Nola’s got playing QB…
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
lol this mf Nola’s got playing QB…
Addicted to the 2nd-10 run
Force a punt out of the half and then hit a big play up the seam — only to go right back in their shell and hide.
Run-run-pass every fucking series…
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Addicted to the 2nd-10 run
Force a punt out of the half and then hit a big play up the seam — only to go right back in their shell and hide.
Run-run-pass every fucking series…
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Force a punt out of the half and then hit a big play up the seam — only to go right back in their shell and hide.
Run-run-pass every fucking series…
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Run-run-pass every fucking series…
protect. the. god. damn. rock.
REMINDER: if you fumble and the ball goes out of bounds it should be a turnover. protecting the rock is the most important thing and we should punish teams that do not do that.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Interesting it was upheld!
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Interesting it was upheld!
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We need a Mike Pereira of the left.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We need a Mike Pereira of the left.
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ryan day is gonna be the first man to sweat his hair dye off in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ryan day is gonna be the first man to sweat his hair dye off in the snow
Horrendous playcalling series with an opportunity to really step on their throat.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Horrendous playcalling series with an opportunity to really step on their throat.
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Ryan Day doodoo ass????
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ryan Day doodoo ass????