regrettably we were just informed that our peace prize recipient has some disturbing tweets

honored recipient of the 2025 West Highland Woodworks Peace Prize

a Fred Armisen character

sure sex is great but have you ever:

drops me every time

Daboll would be a solid get IMO

we’re on to 2026

gonna need clarification on “seed round in motion”

Our dog was fed something on Thanksgiving that has made him diarrhea 5x per night each night since. Having no more than an hour of consecutive sleep for two nights straight, today I have a full day of 1yo-watching.

If I ever find out who fed the dog, I will go to jail.