HappyMouffetard
@happymouffetard.bsky.social
Chester, UK. Gardening, cats
No Scrubs by TLC is my favourite song of the genre that starts with a definition of the subject of the song.
It may not be a very large genre.
It may not be a very large genre.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
No Scrubs by TLC is my favourite song of the genre that starts with a definition of the subject of the song.
It may not be a very large genre.
It may not be a very large genre.
🍃 Plant #791 🍃
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4
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#metaflora
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
Metaflora
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!
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November 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
🍃 Plant #791 🍃
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
🐶 Animal #852 🦔
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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🔥 123 | Avg. Guesses: 5.2
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#metazooa
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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🔥 123 | Avg. Guesses: 5.2
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#metazooa
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
🐶 Animal #852 🦔
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 123 | Avg. Guesses: 5.2
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#metazooa
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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🔥 123 | Avg. Guesses: 5.2
metazooa.com
#metazooa
Our Christmas tree has just been delivered. We're going early this year, as next weekend would be way too late. Decorating tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Our Christmas tree has just been delivered. We're going early this year, as next weekend would be way too late. Decorating tomorrow
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My interview with Andrew Tate & Laurence Fox
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My interview with Andrew Tate & Laurence Fox
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I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
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*Kemi reading the bible*
"suffer little children"
well that's enough for today, think I got the gist of it
"suffer little children"
well that's enough for today, think I got the gist of it
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
*Kemi reading the bible*
"suffer little children"
well that's enough for today, think I got the gist of it
"suffer little children"
well that's enough for today, think I got the gist of it
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As @wombat37.bsky.social (and @littlemavis.bsky.social ) have had to go back into the hospital, let’s send them a scenic view from 2025 from your camera roll, to lift their spirits with prettiness. 🫶🏻
Here’s mine: Polperro in July. Exploring a cliff path that took us to beautiful views of the coast.
Here’s mine: Polperro in July. Exploring a cliff path that took us to beautiful views of the coast.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
As @wombat37.bsky.social (and @littlemavis.bsky.social ) have had to go back into the hospital, let’s send them a scenic view from 2025 from your camera roll, to lift their spirits with prettiness. 🫶🏻
Here’s mine: Polperro in July. Exploring a cliff path that took us to beautiful views of the coast.
Here’s mine: Polperro in July. Exploring a cliff path that took us to beautiful views of the coast.
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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Believe it or not, the paper this comes from is actually worse than the infographic
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Believe it or not, the paper this comes from is actually worse than the infographic
🌳 Plant #790 🍀
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.5
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#metaflora
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
Metaflora
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!
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November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
🌳 Plant #790 🍀
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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19th century wooden “walking” doll with a wheel of eight legs ~ when costumed, the doll’s long dress would cover most of the leg mechanism, allowing the doll to “walk” when moving, while appearing to have only two legs at any one time www.theriaults.com/events/listi...
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
19th century wooden “walking” doll with a wheel of eight legs ~ when costumed, the doll’s long dress would cover most of the leg mechanism, allowing the doll to “walk” when moving, while appearing to have only two legs at any one time www.theriaults.com/events/listi...
I think the weather was getting to Gilbert.
1776: White frost, grey, frost all day, grey, frost.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I think the weather was getting to Gilbert.
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1776: White frost, grey, frost all day, grey, frost.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
1776: White frost, grey, frost all day, grey, frost.
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#Nudivember day 26: Acanthodoris lutea, the forbidden Seville orange or a bunny-shaped dish scrubber (someone make nudibranch dish scrubbers please I will buy so many)
#nudibranch #seaslug #bunny #art
#nudibranch #seaslug #bunny #art
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
#Nudivember day 26: Acanthodoris lutea, the forbidden Seville orange or a bunny-shaped dish scrubber (someone make nudibranch dish scrubbers please I will buy so many)
#nudibranch #seaslug #bunny #art
#nudibranch #seaslug #bunny #art
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
🍀 Plant #788 🌵
I figured it out in 11 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
I figured it out in 11 guesses!
🟫🟧🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
Metaflora
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!
flora.metazooa.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🍀 Plant #788 🌵
I figured it out in 11 guesses!
🟫🟧🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
I figured it out in 11 guesses!
🟫🟧🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.5
flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
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『こびとづかん ソフビフィギュア』発売！
"Kobito Zukan Soft Vinyl Figure" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『こびとづかん ソフビフィギュア』発売！
"Kobito Zukan Soft Vinyl Figure" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Frosty corvid peanut party
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Frosty corvid peanut party
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Have we not all tried to demolish a seagull? Probably whilst shouting 'Don't you even *think* about stealing my chips, you air pirate!'? (As recommended by recent research).
1776: We continue to track the vines, & peaches &c. A man brought me a common sea-gull alive: three crows had got it down in a field, & were endeavouring to demolish it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Have we not all tried to demolish a seagull? Probably whilst shouting 'Don't you even *think* about stealing my chips, you air pirate!'? (As recommended by recent research).
Reposted by HappyMouffetard
huge news I just found a folder of these that I forgot i had!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
huge news I just found a folder of these that I forgot i had!!!!!!!
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM