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Haole Dream Girl

@haoledreamgirl.bsky.social

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Haole trying to not be horrible. Friend to the animals I don’t find delicious. Drink Māmaki, give aloha. Spreading my middle aged opinions sprinkled with typos 🏝️🤙

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 41m

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 43m

Cutting my nails nice and short for the ladies

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 45m

Nothing about this is shocking.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 4h

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 5h

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you could not help

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3h

Marked Safe From
Doing any self-reflection during the Bluesky outage
Today

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 3h

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 3h

Excellent! Hopefully you have tons of tuna cans 🫂

Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 3h

Oh man, I am so sorry! Give her so many treats! She’s got this!

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 3h

So many countries are not letting mail get through to the US. Just like, letters and shit

Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 3h

Sure, I’ll be a tradwife. But you have to give me all the drugs they gave women in the 50’d and 60’s

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Hawaiiboy (Randy) @hawaiiboy.bsky.social · 15h

Wonder if the Epstein files were thrown in the volcano

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Bsky Fairy @krissywrites.bsky.social · 15h

woke up sad for the friends I’ve lost due to anxiety and Timezones

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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social · 22h

"Lead turns frogs gay."

Alex Jones, probably

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 16h

We need rain. I hope this storm is something.

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Haole Dream Girl @haoledreamgirl.bsky.social · 16h

No, they let me turn into my street, so I could cross traffic!! They stopped. I seriously drive around like Barbie some days. Except I throw Shaka instead of wave