Hannah Shorten
@hannahshorten.bsky.social
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Literally everyone watching the #LateLateToyShow right now
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Literally everyone watching the #LateLateToyShow right now
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You see Captain, it was the 32 County Toy Show vehicular parade that led directly to Irish re-unification in the 2020s. #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You see Captain, it was the 32 County Toy Show vehicular parade that led directly to Irish re-unification in the 2020s. #LateLateToyShow
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Toy Show: This is Child 1
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Toy Show: This is Child 1
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
‘Willie Mays just died.’
The quickest way to turn my mood around on any given day is by rewatching Jiminy Glick clips.
#MartinShort #JiminyGlick
The quickest way to turn my mood around on any given day is by rewatching Jiminy Glick clips.
#MartinShort #JiminyGlick
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is sitting in a chair laughing
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is sitting in a chair laughing
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
‘Willie Mays just died.’
The quickest way to turn my mood around on any given day is by rewatching Jiminy Glick clips.
#MartinShort #JiminyGlick
The quickest way to turn my mood around on any given day is by rewatching Jiminy Glick clips.
#MartinShort #JiminyGlick
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
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Bombing Iran: appropriate.
Singing about Northern Ireland in a disobliging manner: inappropriate.
The former human rights lawyer has spoken.
Singing about Northern Ireland in a disobliging manner: inappropriate.
The former human rights lawyer has spoken.
In a free society, it should be no business of the PM who appears at music festivals. But then, the job of politicians isn't to uphold a free society, but to punch down whilst sucking up to those in power. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kneecap performing at Glastonbury 'not appropriate', PM says
He made the comments after Kneecap member Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh appeared in court on Wednesday.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bombing Iran: appropriate.
Singing about Northern Ireland in a disobliging manner: inappropriate.
The former human rights lawyer has spoken.
Singing about Northern Ireland in a disobliging manner: inappropriate.
The former human rights lawyer has spoken.
Ahhh it’s too hot today
a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
ALT: a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Ahhh it’s too hot today
Have side-quested too hard and about to pick up the main quest and deliver the amulet to Martin
#oblivionremastered #gaming #videogames
#oblivionremastered #gaming #videogames
May 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Have side-quested too hard and about to pick up the main quest and deliver the amulet to Martin
#oblivionremastered #gaming #videogames
#oblivionremastered #gaming #videogames
Spending this (and every other forthcoming) weekend revisiting Cyrodiil #OblivionRemastered #gaming
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Spending this (and every other forthcoming) weekend revisiting Cyrodiil #OblivionRemastered #gaming
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you either die young or live long enough for The Phantom Menace to become blistering topical commentary
guy who has only seen Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace: hmmm I'm getting real Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace vibes right now
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you either die young or live long enough for The Phantom Menace to become blistering topical commentary
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Alan Partridge: It *really* encapsulates the frustration of a mid-term break. The kids running around, packing everyone off to the beach, no parking anywhere-
Seamus Heaney: I really hate to do this to you Alan but
Seamus Heaney: I really hate to do this to you Alan but
September 19, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Alan Partridge: It *really* encapsulates the frustration of a mid-term break. The kids running around, packing everyone off to the beach, no parking anywhere-
Seamus Heaney: I really hate to do this to you Alan but
Seamus Heaney: I really hate to do this to you Alan but
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Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
September 22, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
Utterly addicted #balatro #indiegames
a man in a green sweater is holding a toy that says come on just one more run and i go to bed .
ALT: a man in a green sweater is holding a toy that says come on just one more run and i go to bed .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Utterly addicted #balatro #indiegames
“You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
“You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
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Just want to find someone who knows me as well as the Irish husbands who, after 50+ years of marriage, still burst into shops at 5pm every Christmas Eve, wild panic in their eyes, yelling that they need "SOMETHING FOR A WOMAN"
December 24, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Just want to find someone who knows me as well as the Irish husbands who, after 50+ years of marriage, still burst into shops at 5pm every Christmas Eve, wild panic in their eyes, yelling that they need "SOMETHING FOR A WOMAN"
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December 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
December 20, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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I have a sacred mission to fulfill.
I must purify the world.
OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
I must purify the world.
OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I have a sacred mission to fulfill.
I must purify the world.
OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
I must purify the world.
OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."