hangingchadsbook
@hangingchadsbook.bsky.social
Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!
I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!
Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!
“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!
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"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!
One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!
Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!
Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour.
Maddy out.
Maddy out.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour.
Maddy out.
Maddy out.
I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!
So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!
At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!
I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!
A portion of the White House in rubble seems appropriate for this moment somehow. Can't quite put my finger on why, though. It'll come to me. Maddy out!
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A portion of the White House in rubble seems appropriate for this moment somehow. Can't quite put my finger on why, though. It'll come to me. Maddy out!
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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…”
~Patrick Henry
~Patrick Henry
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…”
~Patrick Henry
~Patrick Henry
Dear Antifa, um, I hate to be a bother, but I still haven't received my appearance fee check, and the rally is on Saturday, so just checkin' on it. Thanks for looking into this for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my letter to Santa. I've been really good this year! Maddy out.
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dear Antifa, um, I hate to be a bother, but I still haven't received my appearance fee check, and the rally is on Saturday, so just checkin' on it. Thanks for looking into this for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my letter to Santa. I've been really good this year! Maddy out.