Oh, that Dear Leader. He cracks me up. Now, since he's into naming shit after himself, I think "The Trump-Epstein Files" has a nice ring to it.

Well, change "conservative" to "nazi" and I think you have your answer.

Do you have NancyMaceciolis?

No sympathy. No care. No shit, huh?

There might be some scientific evidence for this. It may be possible that all the hot air that is created by his endless spewing of bullshit effected the steering currents, thus preventing landfalling hurricanes. Or, Gestapo Barbie may be a complete fucking idiot. It's probably the latter.

I'm kinda thinkin' there are more options than that.

"I was pretty busy today" = "I was jacking off to couch porn with my newest porn buddy, JD."

Maybe we need a vaccine to grow spines.

I have no problem with this. Seems completely appropriate to have his face on something you repeatedly kick and would never want to touch with your hands.

Heroin, Dead Bear Cubs, and Brain Worms.

Whoever believes this don't understand how caucuses work.

In defense of his appearance in this picture, I'm pretty sure he's just in the middle of shitting himself.

And who determines what federal orders are lawful and binding? Oh, right. A FUCKING JUDGE!

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