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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans: we can get rid of SNAP because private employers will pick up the load and raise wages.
Employers response based on history: 😅😂🤣🖕

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 2d

Trump should get a third term. One for the crimes committed before he was president, one for the crimes he committed the first time he was president, and lucky number three for the ones we are watching unfold in real time. #prisontermsthatis

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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404 Media @404media.co · 3d

NEW: DHS is trying to unmask an anonymous Instagram/Facebook account that tracks ICE activity by claiming the accounts are importing merchandise. We saw zero evidence for that, lawyers say demand is wildly out of scope. It's a tactic to unmask critics, they say

www.404media.co/dhs-tries-to...

DHS Tries To Unmask Ice Spotting Instagram Account by Claiming It Imports Merchandise

There is no evidence the Instagram and Facebook account, called Montcowatch, sells anything. Lawyers from the ACLU say the move is "wild outside the scope" of DHS' authority.

www.404media.co

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine the pushback if this was tried in a place where economic wealth was spread farther and wider and where resources were controlled by a multitude and not the few.

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that so few billionaires had to fold in order to allow Trump and friends fascist moves to proceed is an excellent argument for why there should be no billionaires.

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 4d

Wasn’t it Churchill who said “"If you are not a pro-fascist shitposter when you are young, you have no internet connection, and if you are in not in complete denial how fucked up that was when you are old, you run as a Republican”.

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 4d

Funny how once again the biggest step the administration could take to keeping criminals unarmed and off the streets is vetting the people it hires.

Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting

The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

www.nbcnews.com

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 4d

It’s almost like right wingers want to have access to all the gender confirming care without risking anyone possibly thinking they are one of “those people”.

‘I’m on Fire’: Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive — and Then Some

www.nytimes.com

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 5d

Singles night at the SoHo House sounds like the start of a horror movie where you are meant to root for the supernaturally-adjacent being with the chainsaw.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d

For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.

Threads post from julieceye

At my local Home Depot today in Evanston, IL. They abducted 5 people in my immediate area.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 5d

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."

Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."

Do y'all hear yourselves?!

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 5d

Funny how the very masculine and manly pro-facism types spend so much of their time looking for alt-lefties to hurt them in public so they can play victim (and not have to pay their dom that week).

How the Proud Boys invented antifa

The far-right gang has been fully absorbed by Trump's White House

www.salon.com

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 5d

1. Do crimes
2. Get caught
3. Run as a Republican
4. Whine to whoever will listen about how rightful prosecution of criminal acts is wrongful political persecution.
4. Profit

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 5d

A US Marshall was accidentally shot by an ICE agent so when you see the chest clutching headlines that leave out who shot him and denouncing violence against law enforcement, remember who is doing the violence.

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 7d

We are never going to get an effective educational system in a country that pretends that mass marketing a merkin is somehow a revolutionary act.

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 9d

The fact that so many of the acolytes of the upper echelon behind the shittification of America have been macrodosing lead explains so much of why this country has felt like it has been gleefully embracing madness and self-destruction.

Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 9d

Captain America wouldn’t punch Donald Trump the same way he did that other guy. Steve would send Donny to the back yard to fetch him a switch and would send him right back out there to get a “proper one” if he pulled any of nonsense.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 9d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 10d

Also better for the environment since tiny space wizards don’t require a shiny new automobile as part of the whole proceedings. And happy birthday!

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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 11d

A group of far right assholes have showed up to protest at David Douglas high school after students allegedly pushed back at a formation of a turning point chapter. School is out & they are outnumbered by predominantly Black & Brown students roasting the fuck out of them.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 12d

Because real Americans love kings? Gods the Republicans can barely contain their love for fascist authoritarianism, even when they have to work to show it.

Mike Johnson Doesn't Hold Back as He Slams No Kings Rally: 'We Call It The Hate America Rally'

House Speaker Mike Johnson mockingly dubbed the upcoming "No Kings" protests as the "Hate America Rally," saying the crowd will be littered with a bunch of communists and Hamas-lovers

www.mediaite.com

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13d

Young Republicans group chat.

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Andrew @hangedmandrew.bsky.social · 15d

Like no, the scientists aren’t smart enough to stop him, but this guy with a high school education, loose morals, a growling voice, and only the loosest idea of long-term implications to one’s actions can get the job done.