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Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
@hailsagan42069.bsky.social
Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him

Tune low, play slow, die whenever.

https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
Cold, blustery and snowy days call for homemade soup.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Lady Hail has Christmas music on and every time the Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", I yell "CLARENCE FUCKING CLEMMONS" right before the saxophone solo.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let me tell you a story about Shitlocalypse 2011.
“This place is covered head to toe in shit”
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I want to open a bar where in the bathrooms "jump" plays on a loop but instead of "jump" it says "dump" every time
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm fucking hungry but I'm not in the mood to make something.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
@profanity.accountant tell me how the fuck I'm fucking doing.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The greatest invention Gibson gave us was the detachable headstock.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Go Blue.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
How the fuck does someone remember the model of their Ibanez?

"I got a RG420M43R2A with a floyd rose."
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The Bears ran 85 plays today, their most in a non-overtime game since 1999. Their 47 carries were the most in a non-overtime game since 1995.

(h/t @stathead.com)
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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That's 5 in a row. Bring on green bay
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That's a lot of Eagles fans leaving.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm finding myself drawn to the hideously awesome V2.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It'd be sweet if this game ends in a tie
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you're frying a turkey, consider displacement.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Experimenting with a focaccia that had a 4 hour proof, overnight rest in fridge, and a second 2 hour proofing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No particular order:

The Final Sacrifice
Prince of Space
Man's Hands of Fate
Mitchell!
Robot Holocaust
Hercules
Pod People
Laserblast
Eeagh
Space Mutiny
Not necessarily in order:

Pod People
The Final Sacrifice
Prince of Space
Time Chasers
Space Mutiny
Manos
The Pumaman
Mitchell
Master Ninja (I & II!)
Laserblast
Since it's nearly Turkey Day it's time for a new Top Ten MST3K post. Which are your favorites?

#1 Riding with Death
#2 Giant Spider Invasion
#3 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
#4 Space Mutiny
#5 Werewolf
#6 Catalina Caper
#7 Final Sacrifice
#8 Pod People
#9 Avalanche
#10 Mitchell
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Spawns loved "The Gremlins".
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We didn't build this city on rock and roll just to set it on fire with rock and roll
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Shoulder injection day, woooo
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
AI is bad faith, dork.
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM