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Hail Sagan

@hailsagan42069.bsky.social

850 followers 690 following 4.7K posts

Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Megalith. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him Tune low, play slow, die whenever. https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist

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HellHex Lich @loachy16.bsky.social · 1d

Please remember to drink some water and listen to Celtic Frost today.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 2d

WAR-TORN PORTLAND

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

2 sloppy wins in a row. I'll take it.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

Well...

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 2d

We’re just normal men

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Big same.

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

The Spectrum 5 is sick and even cooler in Lucite

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

They'll make anything

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

I want something egregious like a tulip bodied guitar with a gumby headstock and a floyd and like 4 p90s with a pissburst finish

*pissburst is blue outside, yellow inside and smells of asparagus

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

In Indiana, Costco has to sell you booze regardless of membership status. One thing our absurd liquor laws got right.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

They're coming for your guns.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Totally. Count me in. (Front loading statins...)

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Choadstopher Cuntobus?

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna need 4 of those. Not slices. Whole pizzas.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Yep, they fascinate me too much, and they're too intelligent. That one documentary changed it for me.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

I'd rather change strings on a bigsby vs a floyd. I've had a bigsby equipped guitar since I was 16, so I could be biased

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

It's not even a textural thing. I find them too fascinating to eat.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Octopus

Requiem For A Dream

Jane Says

Dr. Jeremy Swist @metalclassicist.bsky.social · 2d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Imitation crabmeat

Boondock Saints

Boléro

Neville Morley @nevillemorley.bsky.social · 2d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Boiled eggs

The Vanishing

We All Stand Together

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Happy anniversary!!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

Heck yeah

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

It's insane.

Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

I am not used to this. We used to sell our student tickets for beer money. I'm not used to IU being good at football.

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

Ohio State is sweating now

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Hail Sagan @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

Hahahha, fuck the Ducks.